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2008-08-08 12:24 PM

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Subject: Static Cling - let's be careful out there!

Went to the gym today for my lunchtime run.  I go into the men's locker room, strip down, reach into my gym bag and take out my shirt.  I whisk it out of the bag and kinda pop it like a whip and, WHINGGGG.....a pair of pink panties goes flying across the locker room!  Uh....cough, couch...uh, ahem....those are mine.....

~Mike



2008-08-08 12:54 PM
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My wife stashed an emergency pair of our daughter's Disney ones in her glove compartment. Try explaining that to an arresting officer when you take her car somewhere.

We're headed to COJ w/ this thread....
2008-08-08 1:00 PM
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Rogillio - 2008-08-08 1:24 PM

Went to the gym today for my lunchtime run.  I go into the men's locker room, strip down, reach into my gym bag and take out my shirt.  I whisk it out of the bag and kinda pop it like a whip and, WHINGGGG.....a pair of pink panties goes flying across the locker room!  Uh....cough, couch...uh, ahem....those are mine.....

~Mike

You kidding me? I don't believe you even in the retelling of it! It's ok to wear women's undergarments, dude, you don't have to justify it!

2008-08-08 1:26 PM
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LMAO!!!!!  That is priceless!!! 
2008-08-08 1:28 PM
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AbbieR - 2008-08-08 1:26 PM

LMAO!!!!!  That is priceless!!! 



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2008-08-08 2:31 PM
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So are you saying it's mean that I randomly put a pair of thongs in my husbands gym bag...just so he'll laugh when he opens it up at the gym?


2008-08-08 2:41 PM
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Subject: RE: Static Cling - let's be careful out there!
Years ago, in Highschool gym class, a pair of my mom's panties fell out of the sleve of sweat shirt in the guys change room.

Took a long time for the guys to stop bringing that one up.

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2008-08-08 6:07 PM
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I have been telling the story for years about the time that a woman walking on the sidewalk in front of me when I notice a strange black straplike thing hanging just below the cuff of her jeans.  I struggle to figure out what it is when it suddenly slides out from her pant leg and it is a pair of black satin panties.  I have to decide whether to pick them up, NO, or to say something, HEI_I_ NO.  I step around them just as she turns to see what happened at her own heel.  I am then at a door and SHE IS TURNING INTO THE SAME BUILDING.  Do I hold the door as I normally would?  What do I say? 

Choice A.  Geek like

I know that is possible mathematically but I've never seen it done.

 

Choice B Lecherous

Black's my favorite color.

 

Choice C Helpful

Bounce prevents static cling.

 

I actually held the door wordlessly like the dumbstruck geek that I am.

TW 

 

 

2008-08-08 6:21 PM
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LOL, I would have busted out laughing
2008-08-08 10:40 PM
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If I were single and she was attractive...

Well now that they're off anyway...want to get a drink/coffee???

Lol....

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Originally posted by KCD1974

If I were single and she was attractive...

Well now that they're off anyway...want to get a drink/coffee???

Lol....





Lost of funny stuff in the BT archives.....


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Originally posted by Rogillio
Originally posted by KCD1974

If I were single and she was attractive...

Well now that they're off anyway...want to get a drink/coffee???

Lol....

Lost of funny stuff in the BT archives.....

I remember this one.  I still wish I had said something.

 

TW

2015-11-04 12:37 PM
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I hear ya tech.
I had a slightly similar one once. At a gas station in the morning, grabbing coffee and heading to work.
I notice this gal bending down to pick out some donuts out of the case and see that as she's bending over her pants ride down, exposing the top of a thong. I'm a guy. I'm going to notice. Right as I'm noticing, she stands and turns facing me and smiles. She's very attractive. For whatever stupid reason I felt like the social norms of responding to the smile would be to say something like "good morning" or something. But what came out was "nice thong", in a very matter of fact, "good morning stranger in a gas station just exchanging inane pleasantries" kind of way.

To which her response was to not even flinch and simply say "thanks" in precisely the same matter of fact "exchanging inane pleasantries" kind of way.

Paid for my coffee and left.

That was 12 years ago. Clearly, I still remember this.







It was purple. My favorite color. And yes, my wife knows the story. I called her right away to tell her because I knew she'd find it funny.
2015-11-04 5:01 PM
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If they somehow saved more than 5 watts on the bike, we'd all be wearing them.
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