Going to the bathroom on the bike (Page 12)

Hahaha...this is too funny!!! I love it.. def not #2! I cannot stop picturing it... haha.. i do have a shirt that says: "I Pee on my bike" (www.triathlonrocks.com) but i would never wear a shirt that says "I poo on my bike"...hahahaha! 

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

Hey, I saw it so YOU have to see it too!

Hahahahahahaha

Omg that's some nasty shyt right there.

I can't believe some folks are that desperate that they feel they must have a bm while biking and running. to win a race. 

If its that much of an issue, do a bowel prep before the race and clean all that shyt out.

That's better than biking in poo... again.

Okay, I've made it about 3/4 of the way through this thread... Epic! I can't believe I never read any of it the first time around. Or the second. Or the third...

Of course, there IS precedent for this kind of thing. I remember reading in... I think it was Winning magazine, about Greg Lemond in the Tour de France. Don't remember the year, or if it was even one of the years he won. Anyway, the race report said something about one day he was having "intestinal distress" -- "the only evidence of which were the brown stripes down the backs of his legs."

Yeah, you can say "ew" now...

Oh, way to go resurrecting this and corrupting this establishment.

this is epic.

 Magnesium Citrate, his colon would have been clean as a whistle, and he wouldn't be smelling himself like that. LMAO at the grimace on his face and the people staring at his nasty butt.

holy resurrection batman!

this was one of the first threads I read when i joined BT - can you believe I am still around

jds324 - I had to join just to comment on this! Came across a link to it over in the MTBR forums. This was the funniest thing I've ever read. I don;t know why triathletes get such a bad rap... If you're that dedicated in training then I hope to never meet you at a starting line.

I'm also new to BT, and I just had to jump on this thread with my first posting to voice my support for the great sense of humor found in the triathlon community.  Where else can a discussion about poop go on for 3 years and still have people laughing?  Thanks to PJ for coming up with the joke, and thanks to whoever bumped it.... I've been laughing all weekend because of this thread.

ojscott05 - 2012-03-18 9:30 PM

jds324 - I had to join just to comment on this! Came across a link to it over in the MTBR forums. This was the funniest thing I've ever read. I don;t know why triathletes get such a bad rap... If you're that dedicated in training then I hope to never meet you at a starting line.

I'm also new to BT, and I just had to jump on this thread with my first posting to voice my support for the great sense of humor found in the triathlon community.  Where else can a discussion about poop go on for 3 years and still have people laughing?  Thanks to PJ for coming up with the joke, and thanks to whoever bumped it.... I've been laughing all weekend because of this thread.

Welcome to BT, Scott!

Yes. It's an asylum here. And we love it.

I, too, am incredibly happy about the resurrection of this thread on its anniversary. So. Classic.

This is seriously one of the most hysterical threads I've read, really, how often does a person get a belly laugh, those are the best!

So, I'm curious, how is Paulette? I don't see her post  here but do wish her every success, I'm sure she's quite fun to hang out with, wish I knew her. Have a great season PJ if you're out there! and thank you for bringing such wonderful levity to our OCD, competitive, quirky triathlete selves.

Patsy

So this brought me back to looking up IMFL poop guys kona results. not too shabby:
82     09:13:01 1778 Scheall, Brian             USA USA   8 M25-29   1:04:07    2:54  5:02:37    2:42  3:00:44

82nd overall, 8th for age group