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2006-09-27 10:56 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
I've wanted to do a Shark Cage and sharks as a group costume for years and I can't get anyone to do it. You make a shark cage with you in your wetsuit...they you're friends are dressed as sharks.

I like it, even though none of my friends do.


2006-09-27 10:58 AM
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2006-09-27 10:59 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
Let's see...

I have gone as a Cowgirl (slutty of course) and boy has gone as a horse. He got one of those little kid costumes and modified it to fit him.

I've gone as a surgeon (slutty of course) and boy has gone as a doctor. Really easy for the boy to get scrubs - and comfy!

I've gone as a french maid (slutty of course) and boy has gone as a butler. Bought the maid costume from a halloween shop, and the boy drseesed in all black, put white colored hair spray in, and carried a silver platter and a white napkin. Easy.

2006-09-27 11:54 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
How could I forget. Black Spandex Man.



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2006-09-27 12:47 PM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

run4yrlif - 2006-09-27 11:54 AM How could I forget. Black Spandex Man.

You're so slutty! 

 

2006-09-27 12:52 PM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
I think you should go as Jim's avatar


2006-09-27 1:24 PM
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"LOVE it.. can i be the slutty shark pleasssssssssssseeeeeee?!?!?!?!?!?

please please please please... i was born to wear that costume..."


I think that does without saying...yes please proceed you naughty shark you.

2006-09-27 10:06 PM
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2006-09-28 6:59 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

Is the Crocodile Hunter off limits?  My wife says yes.

2006-09-28 7:13 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
One of the most creative costumes I saw in college... A friend of mine wore overalls, plaid shirt, and work boots, and carried a trowel, while his girlfriend wore a box painted like a brick wall.  He was a brick layer.
2006-09-28 7:16 AM
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run joe run - 2006-09-28 7:59 AM

Is the Crocodile Hunter off limits?  My wife says yes.

No.

Wait. Yes, if you go as a slutty croc hunter.



2006-09-28 7:26 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
Wear a sombrero and a poncho. Have your wife dress slutty with a brown mustache.
2006-09-28 8:18 AM
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2006-09-28 8:30 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
Dress in brown clothes with brown face paint, wear a halo, and a toilet seat around you neck. Holy Sh**.
2006-09-28 8:36 AM
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I once went to a party as a porn star. I wore extra tight pants with the outline of giant prosthetic genitals clearly visible through the pants (I used 3 oranges as accents in just the right places). I wore a blond wig of medium length hair, a Ron Jeremy moustache and a large-collared shirt open to my sternum showcasing my Austin Powers chest hair.

It was quite a hit, although my wife shifted uncomfortably each time a girl at the party asked if she could touch my thing (it happened surprisingly often).

I hope this won't get the thread pulled...
2006-09-28 8:39 AM
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2006-09-28 8:43 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

Two suggestions....

just wear normal clothes and when people ask what you are...say your a seriel killer...they look the same as everyone else.  (Wednesday Adams in The Adams Family movie)

Wear a kilt and a pirate shirt....I did this one year for the Castro st. party...I went true Scotsman (Camando) like...but you can make that decision yourself.  For some reason, people just like to see if you are wearing anything underneath. 

2006-09-28 9:11 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
My best one was wearing a blue speedo fastskin (neck to knees, no arms), a red cape, sunglasses, and a home-made beer belt. I went as Duff Man from the simpsons.

I've seen a costume of Bender from Futurama, he would hold two broom sticks in his hands so he could extend his arms 2meters away.

I've seen four guys make interlocking tetris blocks which, when put together, could make a wall.
2006-09-28 3:34 PM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

1) Get a cardboard box big enough to wear (y'know, arm holes, head hole, etc). 

2) Wrap in wrapping paper of your choice, complete with fat ribbon, and the biggest gosh darn bow you can find.

3)Make a very large "To/From" tag that reads:

"To: Women

From: God"

4) Put it on.

5) Consume carbohydrate replentishment beverages in large quantities.

6) Collect prize for best costume.

Done and done!! Instant hit.

2006-09-28 3:42 PM
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Lara - 2006-09-28 9:39 AM

...good dad.. )

 





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2006-09-28 4:01 PM
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2006-09-28 4:06 PM
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2006-09-28 4:08 PM
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Opus - 2006-09-28 8:36 AM I once went to a party as a porn star. I wore extra tight pants with the outline of giant prosthetic genitals clearly visible through the pants (I used 3 oranges as accents in just the right places). 

[gears grinding to a halt]

3 oranges?

[clink... clink .... clunk]

Are things really that different in Canada?

2006-09-28 6:57 PM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas

Just got these sent today....such good timing:

 

 





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2006-09-29 6:37 AM
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Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas
run4yrlif - 2006-09-28 3:42 PM
Lara - 2006-09-28 9:39 AM

...good dad.. )

 

Holy crap!  I have'nt seen this pic, only heard about it.  I always thought he was behind some sort of rail leaning over or something.  Kind of like Michael Jackson on the balcony.  Now theres a good dad

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