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Comments: The horn blew and i took off. I may hve been trying to make sure I ran in front of him. Yikes. Lets see ears back full stride a regular run. I hope he can keep up. OK ahead of Duke and Z. Run, run, run!! Oops stupid is on the wrong side of that runner. He'll have to run with me for once. Here comes Duke run faster. Why is slowing down every time I'm ready to pass a girl. It's just underwear and sometimes little of that. Come on there's Bean with his short legs i can take him easy. Hi Bean. There Maalie, Hi Maalie. Now I'm out front. Why am I running so fast? And again he is slowing down. Ok I'll slow. Why am I running fast. That's about a mile in less then 7 miniutes. Bet he is tired now. Hmmmmm... a squirrel with a Glock. Look at that nice man lying down. He looks tired. Oh yeah I suppose to be running. Ooops Maalie caught up. Oh good she has to take a dump. Ahead again. We can do this. Ahh I'm tired. Trot, trot, trot. Don't that hurt with your underwear in that position? Hope you used a lot of body glide. Be carful of using to much lube in Central park. There is the chute oh good almost done with this nosense. Still ahead. Now he is saying lets go. Com'on it's only 100 feet to finish line. Oops there goes maalie. Bet she didn't wipe. Come on lady you almost took us out. can't get around blue hair guys. Move would ya! Ah Maalie is over finish line. Well second in my speices is good. Hi Y. Hi Meghan. Who is that tall guy with a hat, boots, and tightie whitie's? What would you do differently?: Pass out running shorts and shirts. Not ride 6 hours in the car. Come'on I'm only a dog. Wait for a cool day. certainly not wait for a rainy day. Saw way to much as it was.  Post race
Warm down: Overt eyes till clothes are back on. Got t-shirt and boxers. Must be gross being slimed all those sweaty people up top. Wished they would stop dripping on me. Hey there's Y and Meghan. I'll have some snapple. Yummm friuty. Go pick up his clothes thanks god and head home. Didn't see any of the other dogs. Heard that the pitbull had trouble. He'll be in trouble sunday if it is warm. What limited your ability to perform faster: Squirrels, drunks and pulling dunderhead along at the start. Man for the amount of running that guy has been doing you would think he could run faster (Maramadaddy). Heat. Need to get a longer toungue to pant with. Event comments: This was fun. I think I did well and he is please. He is limping a lot so he must have run fast. They need to have bowls at the end for us. Also need to have doggy pools although I'm sure there would be some other underwear clad people in it. How about a little kibble too. I'm ready for a regular swim at least then he has a full wetsuit on! Last updated: 2007-10-26 12:00 AM
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 2008-07-21 12:48 PM |
Member 17 Canandaigua, NY |  Subject: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park |
| 2008-07-21 7:44 PM in reply to: #1545981 |
Royal(PITA) 14270    West Chester, Ohio | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park OMG, Sam! What a run. I love your report. Ol' dunderhead must know what you're thinking pretty well. Great job dragging him out away from the ladies in items that needed body glide... |
| 2008-07-21 8:49 PM in reply to: #1545981 |
Veteran 188 Rochester, NY | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park Nice Run Sam!! Not much you can do when you're strapped to a human. Hope you didn't hurt him too badly. 2nd place finish is AWESOME!!! WTG SAM!!!  |
| 2008-07-22 8:14 AM in reply to: #1545981 |
 Master 1324 Rochester, NY | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park Sam! WTG!!!! Awesome race!!!!!! Glad Dunderhead didnt get too distracted by all the underwear! |
| 2008-07-23 7:26 PM in reply to: #1545981 |
Extreme Veteran 530 Northwest Louisiana | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park Holy smokes Sam! I wish I could run as fast as you. I think dunderhead only ran as fast as he did because he was tethered to you. |
| 2008-07-23 7:27 PM in reply to: #1545981 |
Extreme Veteran 530 Northwest Louisiana | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park BTW, Mocha can run about that fast.....but only for about 1 mile. He is a bit too small though for doggie events although he sometimes thinks he's the size of a german shepard. |
| 2008-07-24 8:55 AM in reply to: #1545981 |
Extreme Veteran 532 Plymouth MA | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park Nice job Sam. Sorry you had to witness sweaty peeps in their undies though. I hope dunderhead took pictures of the weekend. |
| 2011-09-28 3:09 AM in reply to: #1545981 |
| Spokane | Subject: RE: Annual Chipotle NYC Underwear Run/Central Park WTG! 2nd place isn't bad at all. Nice job Sam. Hopefully I could get on the list also. Sadly, I can only run for a short distance just like fun runs and run for a cause. Last Saturday, I joined the big event in Salt Lake City. Some 3,000 people, clothed only in their under garments, ran through the roads. The big event was intended to draw awareness to the "uptight" regulations of the state. See it here: Salt Lake City Undie Run draws 3,000 nearly naked runners. |
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Drove to NYC and picked up Meghan on the way. Man I had to go when I got there. What is with people no grass to be found. Theguy at information looked at us like we had to heads. Y did take me out but excepted me to pee on a bush. Duh I'm a girl. Oh well hold it longer! Hey look there is a magic fountain in the bathroom. It's like right at my level. Neat. Oops Y said I can't drink out of there. So I get to drink out of large drink glass. I hate that fabric bowl. Neat we are finally off to the run. At 7:30. There are about a million smells here in the park. That was a hot walk to the park. Dad is wearing not his regular short ut some kinda Scooby Do boxers. Up to him. Great some grass. PEEEEE ah I feel better. We walk and try to find the start. At last there it is. People are meeting. Oh good someof my speices. Hi Z, Happy, Boo, Murphy, Bean, Maalie and Duke. I don't know thier owners name are who cares. Yuck he is going to run with his shirt off. What a site.
The warm up was the people taking there outer wear off. Man there are a lot more strange smells. What does he keep looking at? Yo pay attention to me. We swished in tprwards the starting line. Us dogs got to togather close. I know I can beat most these dogs. oh what a nice little boy. Pet me please. Oh that feels nice. Good way to warm up.