For the LOVE of Jimmy Stewart. . . LOOK Behind You! ! !

So there I am, on the homeward stretch of the bike segment of IMCanada.  Wow!  I Just passed the summit in Twin Lakes, and it should be smooth cycling all the way into Penticton.  I was cruising about 40 mph amongst the apple orchards where the farmers, at that time of day, were irrigating.  I was hot, and didn't mind getting a little spritz.  Ahhh. . .

But wait! ! !   What's this?  The spritz is coming from in front of me.  It was coming from the gal that I was about to pass.  Her buttocks was hiked-up, and she was peeeeeeeing, not even concerned if someone was behind her.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME! ! ! ! !    She is Peeing on her bike, and she doesn't bother to look behind her.  And before anyone accuses me of Wheel Sucking, I was NOT drafting.  I was doing 40 mph, while she was doing about 35ish.  And when you're going that fast the recipiant begins to get the spritz about 15 to 20 yards back.  Oh the humanity! ! ! !

So, Please. . .  Please. . .   Please. . .   If you are going to Pee on the bike.  Look behind you to make sure there is no one likely to get sprayed.