Freaky stuff that happens at the pool (Page 4)

Oh man, I would have grabbed his leg and held it.

I've done it in races when passing a breast stroker in a pool swim. I don't play.

I had this happen to me two times, 8 months apart, same guy. I'll tell it from the 2nd time it happened.

I'm doing my swim and inbetween sets/intervals I notice a guy going from the sona or hot tub back to the locker room quite a few times. I don't really give much thought to it, except that the guy looks vaguely familiar, which is probably why I noticed him to begin with. Anyway, I didn't think about it much during my swim, but did notice him going back and forth a few more times. Still, that's not too out of the normal. Now I'm done with my workout, starting down the hall to the mens locker room when I run into this guy face to face. He stops dead in his track, does a curse under his breath and is visibly upset that he ran into me at this point. I believe he messed up his timing, as he wanted to come in behind me, but now he was stuck in front of me. Anyway, he turns around and goes right back into the locker room. Walking infront of me, and looking back every 5 seconds to see what I was doing and where I was going.

The thing was though, as soon as we ran into each other in the hall, it clicked, I knew who this guy was and had a pretty good idea what was about to happen. So I figured I'd test him just to make sure. So we get the locker room and it's set up in a series of UUUs. I was in the first one, but I went to the second one first to see what he did. He went into it, acted like he had a locker, opened it and started shuffling through things in it. I then turn back and go to where my locker is and as I do he follows right away. So it's the same guy, doing the same thing he did 8 months ago. I go to my locker and continue as normal. He then goes to another locker just ont he other side of the U and acts like it's his and takes his towel off. Then this is where it gets weird. He sits on the bench, naked turns around to my directions and lays down sideways, with one leg up. I continue as normal as possible, given I've already gone through this with this guy once before. So he starts to sway his leg that is propped up, I suppose to get good air flow to down below.. I didn't look that way to see what was 'up'. So he does this while I'm changing, I'm a pretty laid back guy and I'm just kind of laughing on the inside at the situation. He then starts small talk with me and I replied as casual, but abrupt as I could. He just stays there laying there watching me. Then I was done changing and headed out. He got up, put his towel back on and went back out towards the sona.

The craziest part about this to me is that he waited for me to be done and then was visually upset that he got his timing wrong when we met in the hallway.

  I HATE it when that happens!!


Y'all got some pretty messed up pools... I got to the pool at 0530 this morning, and there were two older ladies water-walking in lane one... the rest of the lanes were EMPTY!   Nice and quiet (and sane).

Ohhhh, no, no, no, no, no....you wanna wave your weinie or "air it out"... and chat it up.  That's an A$$ whippin' waiting to happen ~ and then notify management...   I am not a, oh gotta go tell management about much stuff, usually like to think I can reseolve most issues myself... but this!  Freaky "hey look at Mr. Happy" Guy, yeah he needs to GOOOO!  Management kick him the hell out of there!

so we have some exercises mentioned so far (pushups and air boxing) but  i have a situp experience

while in the sauna a rather large man walks in nudie, ok thats gross, but to each his own, then after about 2-3 minutes of sweating he desides to do situps on the tile, legs towards the door, like he was setting up a penis ambush for the next poor bastard that walked in...thankfully i was able to avoid that particular view, but was subjected to the worst sound in the existance of man...a fat man doing sweaty situps on tile. 

I hope nobody is eating when they read this.  Funny though that this thread started yesterday, I actually had my first real weird experience at the pool yesterday during my lunchtime swim.

I do my workout, finish up and get out the pool, and I notice 2 guys sitting in the hot tub.  No big deal, so I walk into the locker room and take a shower.  As I step out of the shower, one of the guys from the hot tub comes walking in.  Guy probably in his late 60's or early 70's, goes up to the counter makes small talk with me while I'm changing.  Still nothing out of the ordinary, except all of a sudden he drops his suit to his knees, mid-conversation.  He keeps talking, like nothing is weird.  He then proceeds to take some paper towels and starts wiping his crack.  He does this two or three times, and throws his "dirty" paper towels in the garbage can!  Goo!  I stopped talking, turned back to my locker, finished getting dressed and high-tailed it out of there!  I mean, in retrospect, I guess you couldn't really flush them down the toilet without clogging it, but man, use a stall!  Plus he was just sitting in the hot tub.  Note to self, no more hot tub at that gym.

..there's this dude at the Y who probably weighs about 100 lbs and he wears, what appears to me to be, a women's red g-string suit.  It's not that he's fat or anything, it's his thin-ness that's disturbing.  That and he leers at me while I swim...he does this to the bf too..stares and observes...and apparently, him & the bf have gotten into "races" where this kid actually tries to beat the bf...he's just creepy.  I can empathize with everyone's old lady/toddler swim class stories...but thank god no old man boner stories...

This stuff is awesome!

Not really a true pool story, but another gentlemen and I were swimming and finished up about the same time.  I used the shower adjacent to the pool for a quick rinse and the other guy scurried in the locker room. 

(how do I say this without bad language or getting in trouble with the forum) here goes...

When I entered the locker room I noticed the same guy using the hand dryer to apparently dry his third eye, using his hands to provide the necessary seperation.

Nobody should ever see that! 

smilford...

We have a bunch of those at the 24 Hour Fitness in Lancaster, CA.

They have 2 saunas.

One is in the pool area, and people wear their bathing suits, but there is one in the men's locker room.

It literally looks like it was designed so the guys in there can watch everyone else change while they are lounging naked.

The door is glass, the benches are elevated, and it overlooks the entire changing area.

I hope your dude never visits, but he would find too many like-minded people.

Is it a bit ironic that it happened at a 24 hour also? Atleast we didn't have a sauna in the locker room where guys could go in naked with a glass door..

I just had to mute the conference call I'm on from laughing so much at this.

i went for a swim today during lunch...
Once I got to the pool, i started looking around for "freaky" things...

Nothing...but i'll be looking every time i go to the pool

Yup, glad to report nothing out of the ordinary today at the lunch time swim....except there was some guy killing it in the stall for like 10 minutes....

bwhahaahahahah!

Well, i don't think my pool has freaky people but I am grossed out by a set of ladies or constantly shaking my head in a 'I just don't understand' way.

Lane swim starts a 7:30 pm most nights of the week at my gym pool which is directly after an aqua aerobics class.  Fine and good, sure, lots of naked old ladies but nothing out of the ordinary however there is a group of ladies who hang around in the change room for an excessively long period afterward.  I go up to swim and inevitably 45 minutes later a bunch of the ladies are still there!! 
But last week there was actually  a thermos of tea out on a bench in the change room when I came in. I swam  1.5 hours after the aqua class was over and after my swim some of them are STILL there, drinking tea, chatting and going between sitting around chatting, going in the shower and going into the sauna. Oh and completely buck naked the whole time!  This is not a coffee shop ladies!
To add to my disdain: at least one time they were in the sauna using these body salts and scrubbing every inch of their bodies down leaving the little crystals with their skin everywhere! It's SOOOOO disgusting. They seem to have curbed that lately because I was ready to tell them off. There are still a few crystals in the corners. yech. 

Pit bull with one of those "Assistance dog" Vests.

I'm just saying

Verga

They tried hanging out buck naked in the coffee shop before, but they got arrested when their little crystals flew into the other patrons' lattes. 

  Not many people like salt (with skin) in their coffee! hmmmm - perhaps this IS a reasonable explaination given that they bring tea for the post aqua class sit-around ... ha ha ha.

Complain to the LG and if nothing happensgo to the front desk, director etc.