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2008-04-03 2:14 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Master 1410 White Plains NY | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say i was 5 in my first year of swimming lessons. I asked my swim instructor as he was holding me showing me how to kick, "What if lighting hits the sun?" His response: "Kick kick kick kick kick kick." Apparently I asked my parents when i was 3 how God got the skin on people. They were baffled. |
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2008-04-03 2:34 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say I have two funny stories: When my son was about 3, we were talking about Peter Pan, which he had just seen for the first time. He said to me, "Papa, before Peter Pan cut off Captain Hook's hand and he had to get the hook, what did they used to call him?" I was completely stumped. Didn't know the answer, and still don't. Last Christmas (about 3 1/2 years old) he said that he was sad that he didn't have more presents to open. My wife said, "You should be grateful. You know, a lot of kids don't get any presents on Christmas." He was horrified, and asked, "Why don't some kids get any presents?" so my wife said, "Well, maybe their families are too poor...", to which he replied, "Why doesn't Santa bring presents to poor kids?" My wife was stammering for an answer and looked over at me for help, to which I replied, "Ok, I'm going out. Who wants bagels?" |
2008-04-03 3:23 PM in reply to: #1313815 |
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2008-04-03 3:48 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Pro 3715 AZ | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say Couple of months ago my then 9 yr old son came up to me and measured the top of his head to where it hit on me (to see how tall he is getting compared to me). He then says "Won't it be funny when I am taller than you but you will still weigh more than me?" Go away now child! |
2008-04-03 3:53 PM in reply to: #1313975 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say StandsWithFist - 2008-04-03 3:48 PM Couple of months ago my then 9 yr old son came up to me and measured the top of his head to where it hit on me (to see how tall he is getting compared to me). He then says "Won't it be funny when I am taller than you but you will still weigh more than me?" Go away now child! And the child still lives? |
2008-04-03 6:15 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Extreme Veteran 664 Vancouver BC | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say this past week while on a ski holiday I shared a lift with a little kid from ski camp (she was about 5) - they often go up with other adults because the instructor can't take them all at the same time. She starts talking about all sorts of things....one thing was that she told me she weighed 40 pounds - and I replied "I weigh about one HUNDRED and 40 pounds"....then she said: "well my mom weighs A LOT!!!" (if only her mom knew!) Jill |
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2008-04-03 8:38 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Elite 3972 Reno | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say I once bumped into something and knocked my hip really hard in front of my then 4 or 5 year old neice. I wanted to shout out the F word but kept it under wraps. it bruised right awa and my neice said "I would have cried". I said "I wasn't going to cry but I almost said a bad word". She said "Like the E-word?". Thinking I am missing some new great workd, I ask her what is the E-word. she says "nana will get mad...". I say, "well, if you are just telling me what it is rather than saying it, it isn't too bad and I won't tell". she looks right and then left, and leans in to wisper ....."idiot". Trying not to laugh, I say, "something like that". Also, at about 2 years old, HTM's Alyssa could say "How you doin'?" just like Joey Tribiani after a visit with Aunt Mary and Aunty Emily. |
2008-04-03 9:08 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Pro 4277 Parker, CO | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say 3 or 4 year old girl in front of me in line at the grocery store. she is all over her mom and her hand goes up the back of her shorts..."Mommy, you're not wearing any panties". The mom was very embarrassed. I still get a laugh with that one!
My 6-year old son seems to bring the word "poop" into every other sentence. Looking forward to him outgrowing that one. |
2008-04-03 9:11 PM in reply to: #1314536 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say rayd - 2008-04-03 9:08 PM 3 or 4 year old girl in front of me in line at the grocery store. she is all over her mom and her hand goes up the back of her shorts..."Mommy, you're not wearing any panties". The mom was very embarrassed. I still get a laugh with that one! Did you tell that mommy, "Good Girl !!" ??? |
2008-04-04 9:29 AM in reply to: #1312282 |
Veteran 155 Decatur, GA | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say My 2 1/2 year old nephew was visiting last spring and we set up a swing for him in the backyard. The swing had a harness strap to secure him in the seat. He just wanted to swing the whole time he was there. And one afternoon while swinging with a blissful look on his face declared, "This swing makes my penis so happy!" |
2008-04-04 9:38 AM in reply to: #1312282 |
Elite 3290 Oliver, BC, "Wine Capital of Canada" | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say This took place years ago but still makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it. When my Son was around 4 or 5 he was really keen on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (yeah, I'm that old) One night as i was putting him to bed (was around Easter) his head was as usual full of questions. That night he wanted to know why Jesus was put to the cross. To the best of my (atheist) ability I explained to him what happened. He pondered this for a few moments then said...."ya know, it's too bad Jesus didn't know karate" |
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2008-04-04 10:00 AM in reply to: #1315371 |
Elite 3519 San Jose, CA | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say peby - 2008-04-04 7:38 AM This took place years ago but still makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it. When my Son was around 4 or 5 he was really keen on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (yeah, I'm that old) One night as i was putting him to bed (was around Easter) his head was as usual full of questions. That night he wanted to know why Jesus was put to the cross. To the best of my (atheist) ability I explained to him what happened. He pondered this for a few moments then said...."ya know, it's too bad Jesus didn't know karate" Christ - Fu |
2008-04-04 10:35 AM in reply to: #1312282 |
Master 1420 Running trails in S. Ontario | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say O my gosh guys, these posts are just too funny!! Thank goodness I am alone in the office today, I almost snorted my coffee |
2008-04-04 7:59 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Master 1655 NJ | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say yesterday my 2 year old looks at the clouds and says "is it sunny?" no. "well is it moony?" teaching kdgn. years ago - kid in back of line says "there are kids talking about innapropriate things back here" (he was 5 going on 65) OK - I'll speak to them later. "Do you want to know what they were speaking about?... S-I-X!" my almost 2 year old isn't too clear when she speaks - she gets really excited to see BIG dogs, buses, cars, and especially trucks - "Yook mommy, BIG C*CK ovah dayh" |
2008-04-05 10:38 AM in reply to: #1312282 |
Extreme Veteran 350 Raleigh | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say Grandma was just in for a visit... one of the gifts she brought was a book about animals in the sea. When reading it she asked my 2 1/2 yr old to name the animals... when looking @ the page that had a lobster ... he said.. "That's a CRAP!"... as we ALLLLLLLL died laughing.... once composed... he was instructed to call it a crabbbbbbbb... lol. |
2008-04-05 10:40 AM in reply to: #1315451 |
Extreme Veteran 350 Raleigh | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say runningwoof - 2008-04-04 11:00 AM peby - 2008-04-04 7:38 AM This took place years ago but still makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it. When my Son was around 4 or 5 he was really keen on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (yeah, I'm that old) One night as i was putting him to bed (was around Easter) his head was as usual full of questions. That night he wanted to know why Jesus was put to the cross. To the best of my (atheist) ability I explained to him what happened. He pondered this for a few moments then said...."ya know, it's too bad Jesus didn't know karate" Christ - Fu hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahh THAT is hysterical. |
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2008-04-05 12:32 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Elite 3290 Oliver, BC, "Wine Capital of Canada" | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say Here's another one. Daughter this time. She was about 3 at the time when we were driving to Sacramento to visit the in laws. One particular bathroom stop my wife informs me she isn't feeling well and that I needed to assist my daughter with the "#2" task. The place we stopped at had to be one of the biggest & busiest truck stops I'd ever been at and being 20 years ago the trucker stereotype was a tad on the "rough around the edges" so to speak. Anyway I get my daughter set up in stall and tell her I'll just wait on the other side of the door till you're done. So there I am hanging around the mens washroom involved in no particular task except waiting for Stephanie to finish when out comes the call at a very audible 3 year old voice. "DADDY I'M FINISHED, YOU CAN WIPE MY BUM NOW!" The place became quite quiet and for a moment I considered pretending to not knowing who's kid that was. |
2008-04-05 6:06 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Elite 4372 Connecticut | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say My just turned four year old said today, "Mom, it's froggy outside today." My seven year old said, 'no, it's foggy' but I said froggy was way cuter! We were driving home awhile ago and saw a bumper sticker that said, "Coal is dirty." My husband and I read it out loud at the same time and our son, Cole, said, "no I'm not." |
2008-04-05 9:39 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Pro 4827 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say From my 7 yr old son today, "A theory is a guess that comes from a lot of thinking". |
2008-04-07 11:57 AM in reply to: #1312282 |
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2008-04-07 12:15 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Expert 828 | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say My wife and I were watching something to do with sports on tv and I commented on the physique of one athlete, how he looked like a V with small waist and big shoulders...My 7 year old daughter looks at me and says, "daddy, you look like a rectangle".....(sigh) Time to hit the weights |
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2008-04-07 12:18 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Champion 4942 Richmond, VA | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say In Florida, after playing on the beach, we cleaned up at the hotel room and walked over to the "Ron Jon" surfshop. My older son (4 at the time) has to use the facilities. He has his own stall, I'm waiting outside the stall. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting...
Finally, I ask him what's taking so long. He tells me, he's looking for his underwear. Even though his pants were still around his ankles, he was looking EVERYWHERE. Eventually, it was realized that after changing from the beach, he forgot to put them on. He learned the word "Commando" that day. But the fact that he was seriously searching for a few minutes like they'd just disappeared... |
2008-04-07 2:50 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say Kind of a funny and an Awwww in one. Yesterday was a house cleaning day while the kids played. Wife had folded towels right out of the dryer and put them in a small laundry basket. Our 3 year old son begins taking some of the towels out and putting them back in the dryer. Mom: "No, stop that." Son: "too heavy." Mom: "What?" Son: (attempting to pick up the basket) "too heavy." and proceeds to put more back into the dryer then picks up the basket and carries it to our bedroom. Good kid. He's been trained well. |
2008-04-07 10:00 PM in reply to: #1312282 |
Champion 7821 Brooklyn, NY | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say This just happened today: My son's babysitter took him to the movies this afternoon. In the middle of the film, he had to go to the bathroom. He got up from his seat, and, as he's walking up the aisle, he stops, looks up at the projectionist's booth, and yells, at the top of his lungs, "PAUSE IT!" Everybody in the theatre cracked up, apparently. |
2008-04-08 9:21 AM in reply to: #1322547 |
Member 85 Vienna, VA | Subject: RE: Funny Things Kids Say jmk-brooklyn - 2008-04-07 11:00 PM This just happened today: My son's babysitter took him to the movies this afternoon. In the middle of the film, he had to go to the bathroom. He got up from his seat, and, as he's walking up the aisle, he stops, looks up at the projectionist's booth, and yells, at the top of his lungs, "PAUSE IT!" Everybody in the theatre cracked up, apparently. Oh wow, these posts almost make me want kids! ALMOST. |
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