Pick up lines - who's got 'em? (Page 2)

Winner - that's awesome!

Thats funny as Sh*t , We must be hanging out at the same bars

Funniest story in the thread, you prob ruined her for weeks

Ok - This is going to sound really bad but me and a buddy at college used to do this often. We would target a rather big chested young lady with a revealing top. Go up to her start up a conversation then we would bet her $5 she couldn't touch her elbows behind her back together. You can imagine the view. We never had to pay out by the way 8-)

Another sick one we would bet them $1 we could make their boobs wobble without touching them. Women were always very intrigued by this so would say ok. Then you grab the boobs and make them wobble and pay out the $1. Most talk it in good humor even though my buddy did get stomped on one day by a stilleto shoe.

We used to pick up a lot of girsl like this. Ah the good old days of college!

Ah, the good ole days in college. My 'favorite' lines that were used on me:

- Some guy showed me his American Red Cross 'HIV Negative' card as a way of breaking the ice, commenting "See? We don't even need a condom -- I'm clean"

(I mean, good to know, but ... uhh.... )

- Some guy came up to me and said "Baby, I've got a roofie with your name on it". I have to admit, I laughed, but I backed away veeerrrrry slowly.....

- Sitting outside my freshmen year dorm, a guy who lived on my floor walked up with a bag from CVS. He sat and we were chatting, and I was all "What'd you buy?" He pulled out a box of condoms and said: "See? Sex with me: minimum effort, maximum protection". HA!

This ones for the Nerds out there.....

If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

The ladies love that one!

"Nice dress, it would look even better in a ball on my floor in the morning!"

"What is your dad's phone number? I want to call him and thank him for producing you!"

"Are you from Tennessee?  Because you are the only Ten I See!"

That was YOU?

@sshole.

Sounds familiar to one of mine (although, I *can* pull the Ironman one now):

"You have nice eyes.  Is there some Irish in you?"
"No"
"Want some?"

Do you know how much a polar bears weighs?  Just enough to break the ice. 

Hi, My name's ______.

For the math and physics geeks out there:

- I'd like to find the area between your two curves.

- Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

- I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

- Want to expand my polynomial?

- I know the spring constant for my mattress. Want to take some data?

- I may be a physicist, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 

... Oh wait, you wanted GOOD pick up lines??