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 2008-05-25 10:48 PM in reply to: #1421079 |
Master  1915    Hamilton, Victoria |  Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em?mr2tony - 2008-05-24 1:10 AM I don't use pick up lines. Women use them on ME. Some of the better ones that worked for me: `Fu** off, loser.' `Excuse me, you just took my seat.' `Do you know where the bathroom is.' `Did you just grab my a$$?' `Take a picture. It'll last longer.' `Dude stop staring at my chest.' `Please stop talking to me.' Yep. The ladies are always striking up conversation with THIS GUY! Dude, we must frequent the same types of place.... |
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Extreme Veteran 373 | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? Rynamite - 2008-05-23 7:00 AM HAHA, these are hilarious. I don't really know or use any 'Pick up lines' so to speak. I call them "icebreakers". Just a way to start a conversation. Immediately after I walk through the door to the bar or wherever, I'll walk over to a table of girls and say "Did you see those girls fighting outside??? It was hilarious... they were pulling hair and...." and just roll with it. If a girl is wearing a hat I'll say "Hey, I like your hat!" and she'll say thanks or whatever, then I follow it up with "My grandpa has one just like it!" which gives them a shocked face, or they playfully punch my arm or whatever and say "That's mean!" to which I reply "What do you mean? I love my grandpa!" and add a sly smile. I'll walk into a place and walk by girls and kinda look around at the bar at different angles. They'll see me and wonder wtf I'm doing. Then I say "Did you know that a scene from Pulp Fiction was filmed here???" They usually say "Really??" and I say "No... but that woulda been pretty cool...." Again, sly smile and a laugh. And one that actually gets awesome results is "Hey, you look like someone I'd like to meet. I'm Ryan." I'mna stop...can't give away too many secrets able to take anything else from that MTV show? LOL like you cut and paste the lines directly from the script they gave the guys to read to women to learn to "pick them up" The pick up artist or something like that. |
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Champion 8540  the colony texas | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? . Someone else mentioned something about that... or some dude's book. I've never watched it... a lot of these I've gotten from a friend's older brother... who very well may have watched the show.
quick history lesson,, that show was by a guy that called himself Mystery who ran a site called seduction or the pick up artist.. He was "trained" by ross jefferies who ran Speed Seduction seminars across the states and had video course.. back when I was working as a hypnotist ( since most of the languaging patterns was hypnosis based) I was actually on his tapes and web site, and worked with his partner that did some incredible hypnosis work. Google Ross Jefferies or speed-seduction sometime |
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| Champion 8540 the colony texas | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? Sharkie - 2008-05-27 7:08 PM Gaarryy - 2008-05-27 5:00 PM It kills me that you worked in hypnosis.. I think I'm a pretty open minded person and I can't wrap my head around it.. really,,, it's not what most people think it is, I did comedy shows for fun and easy cash. But the clinical side is much different.. You have to do some extra effort to present your practice like any other professional. Receptionist, nice office in good area, saying no to people and referring them out to medical professionals first etc... Most people only call a hypnotist because witch doctor is not in the yellow pages. I got lucky and worked with some local athletes and coaches that brought in some really cool business. |
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| Extreme Veteran 469 Western MA | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? My favorite is from Steve Martin's character in "My Blue Heaven". Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
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| Slower Than You 9566 Cracklantaburbs | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? brownlab - 2008-05-28 3:26 PM My favorite is from Steve Martin's character in "My Blue Heaven". Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
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| Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? Sharkie - 2008-05-28 2:48 PM wgraves7582 - 2008-05-28 12:45 PM brownlab - 2008-05-28 3:26 PM My favorite is from Steve Martin's character in "My Blue Heaven". Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. X2 - I love that movie!
X3 OMG.. I thought I was the ONLY person who liked that movie.. Whew. Thought I was the only one. |
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| Veteran 306 | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? my new favorite nice shoes wanna f***. i also got a great way to pick up hot chicks what run. just host your own race, then every race you go to just find the hottest women and invite them to come to your race. so far it has worked for me as i have found a great woman. |
| 2008-05-29 9:06 AM in reply to: #1421079 |
| Veteran 458 Minnesota | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? mr2tony - 2008-05-23 9:10 AM I don't use pick up lines. Women use them on ME. Some of the better ones that worked for me: `Fu** off, loser.' `Excuse me, you just took my seat.' `Do you know where the bathroom is.' `Did you just grab my a$$?' `Take a picture. It'll last longer.' `Dude stop staring at my chest.' `Please stop talking to me.' Yep. The ladies are always striking up conversation with THIS GUY! I really don't get women. I get these lines a lot, but I know they must be really attracted to me because whenever I walk away I always hear them say, "What an a$$!!!" Edited by TriJedi 2008-05-29 9:07 AM |
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| Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? I also found that smiling and saying "hi" was a pretty good start to |
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| Elite 2443 Athens, Georgia | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? Met my wife in 9th grade so I never developed any "game" but here are some funny ones. Hi, my names not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock. Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Can you give me directions to your house? You know they say skin is the largest organ. Not in my case. Walk up to a girl, sniff the air a little and ask. Are you in heat? As girl walks in. Guy: here let me clean off a place to sit down, while wiping face. So, can I interest any of you ladies in a free mustache ride? |
| 2008-05-29 12:36 PM in reply to: #1420843 |
| Expert 717 Washington Court House, Ohio | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? The best lines are of course the lines that don't sound like it. That said, I heard this line just last week: That <insert article of clothing of your choice> look very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too. (I spelled "coming" wrong on purpose for the moderators.
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| Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? |
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| Sensei Sin City | Subject: RE: Pick up lines - who's got 'em? Interesting, I was just thinking of starting a thread like this when I got back from my trip. Nothing too impressive. Many times girls come up to me and say "you're really tall"! (i'm 6'8" ) I just smile and respond "you're really cute!". I actually get some decent responses! Now, if I'm completely not interested, I have said "really? I NEVER realized I was tall untill you JUST told me - thanks for letting me know...." OR *look round w/ shocked face* "OMG, I AM tall!!!! I never guessed" |
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