you know you're a triathlete when........

Good stuff!

...when you can remember your exact splits, distances, and sets from your last swim workout by memory, but you can't remember where you put your car keys/cell phone/first born, etc. 

That something hard between your legs is usually a pull buoy 

he he he...

When gu is your meal of choice.

 When a "great weekend" consists of an 80 mile bike ride followed by a 2 mile brick run, only to be followed up on Sunday with a 16 mile run.

Going down a road, you see a moderately endowed female running and your first thought is, "she needs to wear a sports bra".

your dishwasher is filled with water bottles

every imaginable surface in your bathroom has workout clothes drying out prior to being thrown in the wash

you own more workout shoes than regular shoes (and you are a girl)

everytime you drive somewhere you check the roads out to see how bikeable they seem.

you agree to take your kids to Walden Pond (that way you can get some OWS time in) 

you leave your wife/husband because she/he dosen't get "it".

... when your race socks become yellow regardless

Kicking somebody in the face is perfectly normal.

Everybody calls you crazy and you're ok with that.

Chicks you don't know get to write stuff on you.

You will admit to other d00ds that your "junk" and "arse" go numb.

You call pics of bikes "porn".

You're trying to convince your significant other that 3K is not a lot for a bike.

You own more than one bike and are always looking for another.

You post a bunch on BT! 

...when you look at your wife with a straight face and say $700.00 is a great deal for one front tire.

...when you start buying revoverite and gels in bulk, then start wondering if body glide comes in a six pack.

...start planning all your family vacations on dates and in places that just happened to have a tri scheduled at that same time.

...when people ask what you did this weekend, and you tell them and their jaws drop and they quite often say, "Are you trying to kill yourself?"

...when every time you walk out of the LBS your wallet is 60 bucks lighter.

...when you start countind down 40 months, because that's when your youngest son will be old enough to sign up for his very first triathlon!!

...when you meet with a Pool Designer and you ask them how much extra and is it possible to segway a 50 meter double lap lane off the side of a free form pool??  (gonna find that out next spring)

...when you spend your lunch hour getting gas, going to the bank, dropping off ebay stuff at UPS, then hit the deli and make it back to work a minute late and your pissed you missed your PR by 8 minutes and your drop-dead goal by 60 seconds.

...when you TIVO triathlons and hit the replay button 20 times during each transition so you can study it enough to make certain you didn't miss any tips