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2005-02-11 9:12 AM

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As a Planning Director and Manager of a small town, I get to hear interesting stories about all kinds of things. And the people here are, well, they're unique and they unintentionally say some pretty funny things.

Me: You chased him through Coats? How fast did you get?
Police Officer: About 100 mph on South St.
Me: Wow, how'd you stop him?
Police Officer: He ran into a ditch and got out and ran. I think he was a little abbreviated. That's why you shouldn't drink and drive.

Apparently, in Coats, NC you get smaller if you drink. I thought that was hilarious.

2005-02-11 10:34 AM
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Maybe he went into the ditch because he couldn't see over the steering wheel.
2005-02-11 10:49 AM
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My brother is a police officer and he definitely has the best stories...although he'd rather be dead than make a usage error like your policeman friend. My bro prides himself on the fact that his department uses his reports to teach the new recruits the proper way to write reports: concise, detailed, interesting to read, and above all: no errors in grammar or spelling. He's a little OC that way....

(I had to edit for spelling.....  )



Edited by alanna_bologna 2005-02-11 10:50 AM
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