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Jason N

2012-03-18 6:03 PM

in reply to: #4101425

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Cavemann - 2012-03-18 5:51 AM

So this brought me back to looking up IMFL poop guys kona results. not too shabby:
82 09:13:01 1778 Scheall, Brian USA USA 8 M25-29 1:04:07 2:54 5:02:37 2:42 3:00:44

82nd overall, 8th for age group

I'm actually a little disappointed by IMFL poop guy's Kona results. You figure he would at least podium at Kona...or poop his pants trying.

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zed707

2012-03-18 6:13 PM

in reply to: #2020626

Elite

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Spokane, WA

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

^^^^^^ Thank you, thank you for starting page 16. I didn't like page 15

tealeaf

2012-03-18 6:22 PM

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Sneaky Slow

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Herndon, VA,

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

So weird that this thread got bumped today of all days.

My son made it through both naps this weekend without a diaper and without any incidents, and I thought of this thread for some reason when I was coming down the steps.

And now here it is.

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ebesaw

2012-04-08 4:48 PM

in reply to: #2020626

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Burlington, Vermont

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I still cant believe that this actually happened. But the OP sounds soooo serious!

Dream Chaser

2013-05-27 9:54 PM

in reply to: ebesaw

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Best thread ever. Anytime I need a laugh, I pull up this oldie BUTT goodie. I was just laughing so hard re-reading the original post, my right eyeball almost popped out!

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Dnn

2013-05-28 3:35 AM

in reply to: Dream Chaser

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Aalborg, Denmark

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

This is the greatest thread ever.

taylorz13

2013-05-28 8:57 AM

in reply to: klowman

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Panama City, FL

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by klowman

Uh,

I think most peope are referring to "peeing" on the bike, not crapping.

I believe most will tell you to go ahead and stop if you gotta crap.

Uh, yep. this.

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spiderjunior

2013-05-28 10:03 AM

in reply to: taylorz13

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Levittown, PA

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Classic. True or not, this was a great read. Never seen this thread before, but then again I probably never used the search feature for any of the keywords that would describe this thread.

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siouxcityhawk

2014-05-23 8:10 AM

in reply to: spiderjunior

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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Only posting in this thread because it was linked in the recent thread and some threads need to have at least an annual resurrection.

This is one of those threads.

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The Dude14

2014-05-23 8:20 AM

in reply to: siouxcityhawk

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Cincinnati

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

This is the thread that got me to pull the trigger on creating a username in BT.

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IndoIronYanti

2014-05-23 8:48 AM

in reply to: siouxcityhawk

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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by siouxcityhawk

Only posting in this thread because it was linked in the recent thread and some threads need to have at least an annual resurrection.

This is one of those threads.

Indeed. Bless you too, then.

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cgregg

2014-05-23 2:37 PM

in reply to: IndoIronYanti

Elite

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Cleveland

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Seeing this thread resurrected makes me smile

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d.wilk

2014-05-23 3:46 PM

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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by dtjunkie

kmill23 - 2009-03-16 6:29 PM

So, over/under for pages this thread will go: 7

What you got? I say over.

Over. This thread is so full of win it will be bumped for years and years to come.

I think this over/under bet needs updated to...let's say... "16 pages by 2016". You taking over or under?

Edited by d.wilk 2014-05-23 3:48 PM

Jason N

2014-05-23 4:09 PM

in reply to: d.wilk

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by d.wilk

Originally posted by dtjunkie

kmill23 - 2009-03-16 6:29 PM

So, over/under for pages this thread will go: 7

What you got? I say over.

Over. This thread is so full of win it will be bumped for years and years to come.

I think this over/under bet needs updated to...let's say... "16 pages by 2016". You taking over or under?

Under. It's only grown 3 pages in the last 4 years.

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ChrisM

2015-07-25 12:52 PM

in reply to: Zilla

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

What happened to this thread? A BT classic

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TriToy

2015-07-25 1:15 PM

in reply to: trixie

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New York, NY

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by trixie

Zilla - 2009-03-16 1:18 PM

Paulettejo - 2009-03-16 9:36 AM Well, I did a long ride on Sunday with a group. I kind of have bathroom problems, and I asked one of my friends what I should do. She said "just go on the bike." Excuse me if what follows is somewhat lude. At the midway point we stop and nearly bonked, so I grabbed some hot tamales, lays chips, and a red bull...I felt so much better, but that soon got worse. So about 40 miles into my ride, I'm chatting up with the riding group when the urge hit me. I really didn't want to tell them to stop - hey, it sounds like people do this all the time. So I lifted up off my seat and pushed. Kind of felt gross - like I was wearing depends or something. I do ride and adamo, so I'm not necesarily sitting on my butt the entire time, so I though I'd be safe. I poured water on myself to try to oxidize the smell. I was fine - a little uncomfortable - for about 5 miles when someone next to me started yelling - "oh , oh !" Well it appears that even with the elastic band, tri shorts don't keep in everything. It was running down my leg. Now I felt uncomfortable. I asked her "what do you usually do? DO you carry bags, like I do when I walk my dog." She furiously sped away. This was one hot mess. I live in AZ, and it got to 80...not to mention I had to ride another 40 miles like this...the chaffing is unbearable. So in a long winded way, what, first of all is the ettiquite for going to the bathroom on your bike during group rides? 2) Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)?

LMAO!!! PJ ... this is exactly why I love you!!!! I cannot believe I missed this ride. Maybe our pal Trixie can help. Dude.

OMG woman! You crack me up. Much like I do during ultras....and you probably do as well, I just drop trou and GO!! But... GET OFF THE BIKE FIRST!! *breath deep* We will talk while I'm pacing you in May. Maybe there will be a real world class situation. Don't be afraid, I'll talk you through it.

oh, and remind me NEVER to ride behind you.

oh so happy that this was quoted since the original is not showing up!!! forgot how funny it is !!!

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cgregg

2015-07-27 9:52 AM

in reply to: Paulettejo

Elite

5145

Cleveland

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

Originally posted by Paulettejo Well, I did a long ride on Sunday with a group. I kind of have bathroom problems, and I asked one of my friends what I should do. She said "just go on the bike." Excuse me if what follows is somewhat lude. At the midway point we stop and nearly bonked, so I grabbed some hot tamales, lays chips, and a red bull...I felt so much better, but that soon got worse. So about 40 miles into my ride, I'm chatting up with the riding group when the urge hit me. I really didn't want to tell them to stop - hey, it sounds like people do this all the time. So I lifted up off my seat and pushed. Kind of felt gross - like I was wearing depends or something. I do ride and adamo, so I'm not necesarily sitting on my butt the entire time, so I though I'd be safe. I poured water on myself to try to oxidize the smell. I was fine - a little uncomfortable - for about 5 miles when someone next to me started yelling - "oh , oh !" Well it appears that even with the elastic band, tri shorts don't keep in everything. It was running down my leg. Now I felt uncomfortable. I asked her "what do you usually do? DO you carry bags, like I do when I walk my dog." She furiously sped away. This was one hot mess. I live in AZ, and it got to 80...not to mention I had to ride another 40 miles like this...the chaffing is unbearable. So in a long winded way, what, first of all is the ettiquite for going to the bathroom on your bike during group rides? 2) Is there anything that you can buy/do to alleviate the nastiness of #2 (bags, bike toliet seat?)?

So. Much. Awesome.

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Dutchcrush

2015-07-27 12:27 PM

in reply to: #2020626

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Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

if this isn't a joke (who eats tamales, red bull and chips on a 100 mile ride??) then I i'm quite sure you have never had children are managed around children to think spandex pooping when even diapers not do a good job of that. ha ha haaaa, I am cracking up though.

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3mar

2015-07-27 12:37 PM

in reply to: Dutchcrush

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Katy, Texas

Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike

I'm so glad someone revived this for those of us newer to the site. This is a classic read. By the way; I couldn't even get myself to pee on the bike during IMTX, how on earth could you poo?

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Rexster

2017-02-09 5:18 PM

in reply to: Dutchcrush