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Lake Mills, Wisconsin
United States
Lake Mills Triathlon
50F / 10C
Precipitation
Total Time = 1h 21m 47s
Overall Rank = 153/595
Age Group = M 40 - 44
Age Group Rank = 22/48
Pre-race routine:

It was routine... and therefore not worthy writing about.
Event warmup:

It was 50 FREAKING degrees. There was no warm-up. Just a freeze off.

OK, let's get to it. This was only the second race I've ever repeated where I didn't finish faster than the previous year. Therefore, I'm not writing this race report. Instead, I'm turning things over to the Excuse Generator X4B9000.

Take it away, EG-X4B9000...

Thank you. Let's begin with the fact it was a really cold and wet day that made things cold and wet. Race planners should really have scheduled this race to be on a day with better weather. Sure, it's true that all racers raced in the same conditions, but racer Ratay was unduly affected because he really doesn't like to be cold and wet. Unlike the other racers.

Speaking of which, those racers included a whole herd of Donkeys, and racer Ratay enjoyed seeing them all... djdavey, firstnet911, amyjojtris, bunnyt, tracyv, jmwebs, sgoehner, bscharff, pjgrande, peterak, tall_tri_dad and many more. They are legion.



Swim
  • 08m 51s
  • 440 yards
  • 02m 01s / 100 yards
Comments:

...as summarized by the Excuse Generator XB49000.

It being cold, the water was cold which made racer Ratay cold. Despite "warming up" with a quick swim prior to the race, racer Ratay found his breathing restricted and he never got comfortable in the water. Also, he did a swim TT the day before, which meant he was still a little sore. And finally, he didn't really want to swim, because it required him to get even colder and wetter on a really cold and wet day. And racer Ratay does not like to be cold and wet.

While racer Ratay admits he's had some lousy swims before, this one had to rank among his lousiest. But it wasn't his fault. The water was too cold and too wet. Oh, and did I mention too dark?
What would you do differently?:

Racer Ratay would prefer that future swims for this race be held in warmer, drier water.
Transition 1
  • 03m
Comments:

Ha, ha, ha... 3 minutes... ha, ha, ha!

Racer Ratay would like to describe what happened during this transition, but he can't fully remember because apparently he was knocked unconscious, had X-rays taken, went through weeks of rehab and only then returned to the course to resume his race.

Actually, because his hands were so cold he couldn't feel anything-- couldn't get his socks or shoes on, couldn't get his helmet on and couldn't get his arm warmers on. It was kind of like watching a drunk trying to play "Operation".
What would you do differently?:

Order a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit to enjoy with the large coffee I apparently sat down to drink.
Bike
  • 47m 1s
  • 15.8 miles
  • 20.16 mile/hr
Comments:

The Excuse Generator XB49000 reports...

In addition to the weather being cold and wet, it was also windy. Sneaky windy, not gusty windy. But enough to slow things down on the exposed course. Despite the utter unfairness of the presence of such wind, which obviously affected racer Ratay more than the other racers because of his ample girth, racer Ratay felt he had a fairly decent ride.

Still, he was planning on only riding the scheduled 15 miles for this race. Instead, Race Organizers negligently and maliciously extended the course by a full .8 miles, completely throwing off racer Ratay's planned cycling energy expenditure. Really, it is to racer Ratay's credit that he managed to finish this course at all.

What would you do differently?:

I would ride the scheduled 15 miles only, and immediately begin running despite not having returned to Transition.
Transition 2
  • 01m 18s
Comments:

Even the Excuse Generator XB49000 can't come up with a reason why this took so freaking long.
What would you do differently?:

Go faster.
Run
  • 21m 40s
  • 3.11 miles
  • 06m 58s  min/mile
Comments:

Because this run represents (by FAR) the fastest 5K I've ever run during a tri, the Excuse Generator XB49000 will not be needed for this portion of the report...

I'll just say this straight out-- I've never run this well before, ever. Yes, I've done a stand-alone 5K :10 faster than this, but that's a whole other animal. I have no idea where this came from. Coming right out of transition, I set an aggressive pace and my legs instantly responded. I felt none of the usual tightness or cramping coming off the bike. My legs just felt strong and I felt I was really pushing off the ground well.

I was BLAZING past other runners and only one other runner passed me throughout the run. Being a very mediocre runner, I've never experienced anything like this before. It was like having an out-of-body experience, or more accurately a it was like being put into the body of a Kenyan for 20 minutes. I felt so strong, so in control-- it was indescribably awesome.

It even made the rest of my crappy race seem not so bad.
What would you do differently?:

Not a damn thing.
Post race
Warm down:

Did I mention it was 50 degrees and rainy? I went running to put on warm, dry clothes.

What limited your ability to perform faster:

The fact this wasn't a real high-priority race and that I didn't taper or focus during my transitions.

Event comments:

As always, it was a great race for hanging with fellow Donks and just shaking the legs out.

My swim and transitions were terrible, but it ain't no thang. It just didn't matter that much to me. But that run is one I won't forget for a long, long time.




Last updated: 2009-06-07 12:00 AM
Swimming
00:08:51 | 440 yards | 02m 01s / 100yards
Age Group: 25/48
Overall: 0/595
Performance: Bad
Suit: ProMotion Full
Course: Quick little jog to the left in horribly cold water that caused... um, shrinkage.
Start type: Wade Plus: Waves
Water temp: 0F / 0C Current: Medium
200M Perf. Average Remainder: Below average
Breathing: Below average Drafting: Below average
Waves: Below average Navigation: Below average
Rounding: Good
T1
Time: 03:00
Performance: Bad
Cap removal: Good Helmet on/
Suit off:
No
Wetsuit stuck? No Run with bike: Yes
Jump on bike: No
Getting up to speed: Average
Biking
00:47:01 | 15.8 miles | 20.16 mile/hr
Age Group: 30/48
Overall: 0/595
Performance: Average
Wind: Some
Course: New course this year. Mostly flat through farmland.
Road: Rough Wet Cadence:
Turns: Average Cornering: Average
Gear changes: Good Hills: Good
Race pace: Comfortable Drinks: Just right
T2
Time: 01:18
Overall:
Riding w/ feet on shoes
Jumping off bike
Running with bike
Racking bike
Shoe and helmet removal
Running
00:21:40 | 03.11 miles | 06m 58s  min/mile
Age Group: 17/48
Overall: 0/595
Performance: Good
Course: Out and back on a perfectly flat and groomed crushed gravel path.
Keeping cool Drinking
Post race
Weight change: %
Overall:
Mental exertion [1-5] 2
Physical exertion [1-5] 5
Good race? Ok
Evaluation
Course challenge
Organized?
Events on-time? Yes
Lots of volunteers? Yes
Plenty of drinks? Yes
Post race activities: Average
Race evaluation [1-5] 4

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2009-06-07 4:38 PM

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2009-06-07 5:40 PM
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Great job Rich, and even better race report...gave me my laughs for the day!! Your excuse generator forgot to mention the up hill portion on the siwm...just sayin'. Sorry I didn't see you after the race!!
2009-06-07 5:57 PM
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Nice report Rich.  I saw you there but was only 80% sure it was you so I didn't say hi.   Next time!
2009-06-07 5:58 PM
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You have me absolutly cracking up with this race report. Seriously. And good job out there.

2009-06-07 6:18 PM
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omg - hilarious! Sorry I missed you at the end!
2009-06-07 6:33 PM
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This race report is a win.



2009-06-07 6:35 PM
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We had similar races! 

Slower than last year?  Check.
Almost drown on the swim?  Check.
Failure to place clothing on own body in any semblance of order in T1?  Check.
Slower bike than expected?  Check.
Un-noteworthy T2?  Check.
Better than usual run?  Check.


Nice work!
2009-06-07 7:03 PM
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Great report Rich - loved the excuse generator.  May I borrow it at some point in the future???

2009-06-07 7:21 PM
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Impressive run, dood! Way to hammer!

A good start to the season, all things considered. Keep an eye on the prize...eye on the prize....

2009-06-07 7:38 PM
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Great RR Rich! Awesome run!! I think we were "chattin" in transitions telepathically!(me at Rockman) That is what I'm going with!
2009-06-07 7:41 PM
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could I possibly inquire as to where one would obtain an "Excuse Generator X4B9000?" Gotta get me one of those.  Outstanding race report, even if not an outstanding race - though the run was c-r-a-z-y fast!! And, even a bad day racing and spending some good times with donks is better than.. well... somethin'....



2009-06-07 7:54 PM
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Great race dude.

2009-06-07 8:26 PM
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Dude - you are one funny writer.  This is for sure.  Also, awesome run.  You described what we all want to feel, but rarely does it show up.  Great race and race report!
2009-06-07 8:30 PM
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Your Excuse Generator EG-X4B9000 wasn't programmed correctly since it was missing a mention of your NEMESIS!  How could that be?  What happened?  You must have the old version - time to upgrade!

Dude - that run was pretty darn quick!!  Great job!

2009-06-08 10:20 AM
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The RR is stellar, as always!  Thanks for the laughs.   However, that's a pretty freakin' good race given the crap weather.  Nice!

2009-06-08 10:25 AM
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Holy boats you were wicked fast on that there run.  Whew.  Hope I find some inner kenyan some day  Glad to see that you were all smiles even if you weren't  happy with your overall results. 



2009-06-08 10:32 AM
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Excuse Generator XB49000?  Wow, I've only got the XB29000.  I can see the new version is more creative, and seamlessly portrays the users in a much more positive light.  I guess I'll have to spring for the upgrade. 

Great stuff Rich.  I'm surprised the 49000 failed to indicate that your blazing run warmed the course for other runners, potentially costing you a place or two in the standings.

2009-06-08 12:07 PM
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Sure the excuse generator worked great for you, but that thing was so damn loud in transition that I'm sure it wrecked my concentration, preventing me from having the perfect race I otherwise would have had. (hey that thing works pretty good)
 Very nice race given the conditions. Smoking run! Wow.
2009-06-08 2:30 PM
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Awesome report dude.  Great catching up with you before and after the race!  Your run was Zola Bud-like.

2009-06-08 2:36 PM
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another great race followed up by yet another epic race report!!!!!! i am not sure which is better, your effort on the course or your effort on the report...............

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2009-06-09 5:46 AM
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That's no fair - you can run like a Kenyan and write like Vonnegut.  Great race out there Rich - way to bring home that run.



2009-06-09 9:53 AM
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No excuses needed dude. Great race and that run! Woot! I hear ya though on the cold... I would have been moving like the Tin Man in serious need of some oil on the ol joints.
2009-06-09 10:22 AM
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Dood...we could have had lunch together in T1.. Awesome race Rich and as always great seeing you. 

2009-06-09 11:39 AM
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liking the Excuse Generator XB49000...  do you rent it out...???

and i was feeling your transition pain....

however...  great run...!!!!  and great to see you as well...
2009-06-09 3:07 PM
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Not a bad race at all with things considering! Very nice run, always nice to finish on a good note. I agree with the race director, what were they thinking! I mean come one, rain and wind, i dont agree at all.  Hopefully races for the rest of the summer are better planned out!

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