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2010-03-10 11:47 PM
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The funny thing is there was an episode of CSI NY I think that actually dealt with a fake plastic surgeon who "implanted" silicone straight into these girl football players breast. People should just watch more TV and then they would be aware of the weirdos out there. Haha

2010-03-11 8:33 AM
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pga_mike - 2010-03-08 6:14 PM Did you just recommend against putting caulk in your bum?

Anyway, when I read the title, I was thinking that you don't put Fusilli Jerry there http://andthecowgoesmoo.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/frank-costanza-meets-the-fusilli-jerry.jpg



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2010-03-11 9:57 AM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2010-03-09 5:19 PM One of the first days on the job for my ex (a firefighter) they got a medical call for a guy who had put a mason jar up his pewp shoot... that's right a mason jar - now, the scariest thing about the scenario is that they actually have protocol to follow for situations just like this one! Surprised




Mason Jar in Poop Shoot Protocol

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Really. We know it's damn funny but you need to get it together
2010-03-11 10:06 AM
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blueyedbikergirl - 2010-03-09 5:19 PM One of the first days on the job for my ex (a firefighter) they got a medical call for a guy who had put a mason jar up his pewp shoot... that's right a mason jar - now, the scariest thing about the scenario is that they actually have protocol to follow for situations just like this one! Surprised


Yep.

Neighbor is a dietician at the local hospital. She told us the other night a guy came in w/ terrible stomach pain and said he couldn't poop and hasn't for about a week.

Xrays showed a small pickle jar (minus the lid) jammed up his shoot. The jar was full of drugs.

The bad thing, had he been able to push any of it out, the vaccum (b/c of not having a lid) could have possibly pulled parts of his colon out...

That some nasty junk!
2010-03-11 7:12 PM
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Ok..
2010-03-11 7:12 PM
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Ok...
It has been awhile, but in med school there used to be a log of these things. On that log included:

Turkey Baster
Softball (yes softball...not baseball)
16oz. coke bottle

More weird:
Man was putting a live snake up his penis...thing went up there and apparently got pissed off and chewed on his bladder. He was embarrassed (do tell!) so delayed getting help. He died of sepsis.

More weird still (I think, last one pretty out there):
A mechanic thought it was be cool to put a carburetor in his GF's vagina. She also got septic and died.

Sad...but true. Lady was told she had cirrhosis of the liver. She interpreted that as de roaches of de liver...went home and took Raid...didn't work out well.

 



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2010-03-12 5:58 AM
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RiverRat50 - 2010-03-11 7:12 PM

Ok...
It has been awhile, but in med school there used to be a log of these things. On that log included:

Turkey Baster
Softball (yes softball...not baseball)
16oz. coke bottle

More weird:
Man was putting a live snake up his penis...thing went up there and apparently got pissed off and chewed on his bladder. He was embarrassed (do tell!) so delayed getting help. He died of sepsis.

More weird still (I think, last one pretty out there):
A mechanic thought it was be cool to put a carburetor in his GF's vagina. She also got septic and died.

Sad...but true. Lady was told she had cirrhosis of the liver. She interpreted that as de roaches of de liver...went home and took Raid...didn't work out well.

 

although sad to say...I do believe a fella named Darwin had a theory about this kinda stuff.
2010-03-12 11:00 AM
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Ok nm all my previous posts, yes I am a believer in evelution now.  Are you too dumb to live?  Appearantly yes, in some cases.  (I don't mean this in an IQ kind of way so much as in a complete, deliberate choice to do something so lacking in common sense so as to cause your own death for no appearant gain).  And I though the male draino dousche up the bum was bad.... a live snake.... really.. wow.  

And that song by Shenia Twain about making her motor run.... it was not to be taken litterally! 
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