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2010-04-26 5:08 AM
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

2010-04-26 9:22 AM
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What do you call a cat with no legs?


Dogfood.

2010-04-26 9:41 AM
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!!

This snail was walking along when it got jumped by a gang of turtles and beaten up.  The cops asked him what happened and he replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast..."

There was a report of a hole in the fence at the nudist colony.  The police are looking into it.
2010-04-26 2:14 PM
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What do you call cheese thats not yours?!?


NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!


WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS

ground BEEF

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH 2 LEGS

Lean BEEF

WHAT DID THE PINK PANTHER SAY WHEN HE STEPPED ON THE ANT

"deadant deadant deadant deadant deadant"
2010-04-26 2:33 PM
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Two elderly gentlemen are talking in the living room, while their wives are in the kitchen making dinner.

First Guy: “My wife and I, we ate at a fantastic restaurant last night.”

Second Guy: “Oh really? What was it called?”

First Guy: “Hmm…I can’t remember. Lemme think a minute.” (Thinks hard)

Second Guy: (after a minute or two): “Anything?”

First Guy: “No….oh, wait a second! Whaddya call that flower? You know, those really pretty red ones with the thorns?”

Second Guy: “You mean a rose?”

First Guy: “That’s the one!” (Yells into the kitchen) “Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”


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2010-04-26 3:04 PM
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Hah, I love me some corny jokes.

A few more...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?"

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender says "we don't serve drinks to mushrooms."  The mushroom asks "why not?  I'm a fungi."

For The Office fans...

You: :::sniff, sniff::: It smells like up dog in here!!
Friend: What's up dog?
You:  Not much, what's up with you?

2010-04-26 3:39 PM
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Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? All they ever said was "Bach Bach Bach".

2010-04-26 8:12 PM
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Rene Descartes was having dinner at a restaurant when the waiter came to him and asked if he would be having dessert. Descartes paused, then replied, "I don't think I am." And then he disappeared.

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A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and the vendor asks "What'll it be?" To which the buddhist replies: "Make me one with everything."
2010-04-27 12:51 PM
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I have a great skunk joke to tell you..........

 

 

Naw, forget it.  It stinks.

2010-04-27 7:03 PM
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A man answers a know at the door to find a snail. He chucks it into the yard. 2 weeks later, theres another knock. He opens the door and theres the snail. It looks up at him and says 'what was THAT all about?'

2010-04-28 12:28 PM
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Where do Pirates eat?

Arrrrbys

2010-04-28 4:50 PM
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his whites?

Bleeotch!

2010-04-29 6:34 PM
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What did the farmer say when he looked out in the field and saw a brown chicken standing next to a brown cow?


BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW!!!!!
2010-04-29 7:01 PM
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Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out?

It's rated arrrrrrr.
2010-04-29 7:06 PM
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What do you call a dog with no legs?





Don't bother, he won't come anyway....
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