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 2010-07-12 3:00 PM |
Extreme Veteran  837    Wellesley, Massachusetts |  Subject: Funny Quote for T-Shirt?I'm making a t-shirt to wear for the bf's first HIM. I'm blanking on funny things I can write on it. What say you COJ? |
| 2010-07-12 3:07 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Elite 2729 Puyallup, WA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? This must be a slow day for myself too...but thought I'd start the brainstorming... EDITED: OMG - I can't read 70.3 = 69.9 more miles than most people 70.3 Happens Run Honey, Run BF Does 70.3 & all I got was this shirt OR BF Does 70.3 & all I did was make a shirt Edited: Brainfart on half distance Edited by lkc01234 2010-07-12 3:09 PM |
| 2010-07-12 3:21 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? ** correction.. I see you are going to wear it Edited by Pector55 2010-07-12 3:23 PM |
| 2010-07-12 3:23 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Stealing this from a sign, but everyone thought this was funny and appropriate at Longhorn last year:  |
| 2010-07-12 3:24 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Elite 3090 Spokane, WA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? My first thought was "I'm with stupid" =====> pic of BF. And them maybe something to make it clear it's a joke, like "Go Honey!" That's all I got for now. |
| 2010-07-12 3:27 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? "It's only a HALF-Ironman. Do I still have to blow him afterwards?" "70.3 miles and he STILL won't ask for directions!" "Swim, bike run... Meh. I sleep with him!" "Don't worry. I can still chick him." |
| 2010-07-12 3:45 PM in reply to: #2975936 |
| Alpharetta, Georgia Bronze member | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Bigfuzzydoug - 2010-07-12 3:27 PM "70.3 miles and he STILL won't ask for directions!" This one made me LOL! |
| 2010-07-12 3:46 PM in reply to: #2975991 |
Elite 2729 Puyallup, WA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? lisac957 - 2010-07-12 3:45 PM Bigfuzzydoug - 2010-07-12 3:27 PM "70.3 miles and he STILL won't ask for directions!" This one made me LOL! x2! |
| 2010-07-12 4:00 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Pro 4089 Without house | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? I ♥ one of my sig lines: "Save a bike, ride a triathlete"...I know they have that on shirts at CafePress |
| 2010-07-12 4:13 PM in reply to: #2975936 |
Expert 1075 Champaign Area, IL | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Bigfuzzydoug - 2010-07-12 3:27 PM "It's only a HALF-Ironman. Do I still have to blow him afterwards?" "70.3 miles and he STILL won't ask for directions!" "Swim, bike run... Meh. I sleep with him!" "Don't worry. I can still chick him." that's gold!!! |
| 2010-07-12 4:25 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Expert 614 Atlanta, GA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? The directions one is a winner.. |
| 2010-07-12 5:34 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
| Expert 618 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Ahhh, you ran a half marathon? Isn't that cute! 70.3 (See, a stand alone half is 13.1 and that is IN a HIM which is - never mind - if you have to explain it, it isn't funny).  |
| 2010-07-12 5:36 PM in reply to: #2976251 |
Elite 3090 Spokane, WA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Road Phoenix - 2010-07-12 5:34 PM Ahhh, you ran a half marathon? Isn't that cute! 70.3 (See, a stand alone half is 13.1 and that is IN a HIM which is - never mind - if you have to explain it, it isn't funny). OOh, I like that one. And yeah, I got it before the explanation, I think most spectating at a HIM would. |
| 2010-07-12 5:57 PM in reply to: #2976255 |
Champion 34263 Chicago | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? zed707 - 2010-07-12 5:36 PM Road Phoenix - 2010-07-12 5:34 PM Ahhh, you ran a half marathon? Isn't that cute! 70.3 (See, a stand alone half is 13.1 and that is IN a HIM which is - never mind - if you have to explain it, it isn't funny). OOh, I like that one. And yeah, I got it before the explanation, I think most spectating at a HIM would. I always thought those were pretentious. As in `You're less of an athlete than me.' Which is true, mind you, but still pretentious. |
| 2010-07-12 6:11 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
| Expert 618 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? It came from an IM shirt concept someone over on ST did. Just swap out "marathon" and "140.6" for the half stuff. |
| 2010-07-12 6:12 PM in reply to: #2975914 |
| Expert 618 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? lisac957 - 2010-07-12 4:23 PM Stealing this from a sign, but everyone thought this was funny and appropriate at Longhorn last year: There's a sign in that picture???? |
| 2010-07-12 8:13 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
| South Florida | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? I saw a sticker once that said " I don't do triathlon's, I do triathlete's" |
| 2010-07-12 8:28 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? He's doing a HALF IM, but I'm still ALL sherpa. |
| 2010-07-12 8:53 PM in reply to: #2976251 |
Member 125 alexandria, VA | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Road Phoenix - 2010-07-12 6:34 PM Ahhh, you ran a half marathon? Isn't that cute! 70.3 (See, a stand alone half is 13.1 and that is IN a HIM which is - never mind - if you have to explain it, it isn't funny). I never liked these types of statements because its not all about the distance, its about the effort you put in. I can run a hard half marathon and put in more effort than an easy HIM. |
| 2010-07-13 5:29 AM in reply to: #2975828 |
Extreme Veteran 751 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Poke Me Mon (more effective in white pants) Edited by RiverRat50 2010-07-13 5:30 AM |
| 2010-07-13 10:36 AM in reply to: #2975828 |
Extreme Veteran 837 Wellesley, Massachusetts | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? Thanks!!! These are super funny! I like the one about asking for directions and the ring as well. I'd probably do the ball one if I really could, but don't want to put off his fam just in case. I'll post a copy of it once it's done. Keep 'em coming if you think of anything else  |
| 2010-07-13 11:33 AM in reply to: #2975914 |
Champion 6742 The Green Between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? lisac957 - 2010-07-12 4:23 PM Stealing this from a sign, but everyone thought this was funny and appropriate at Longhorn last year: As the BT testicular cancer survivior spokesperson, I'd like to assure you that a HIM or IM can be done with one ball. Just sayin'... |
| 2010-07-13 2:15 PM in reply to: #2976965 |
| Extreme Veteran 412 Panama City | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? "Triathlon", if it was easy, it'd be called "your mom"... --stole it from a different thread, but should be good on a t-shirt |
| 2010-07-13 6:23 PM in reply to: #2978303 |
| Regular 283 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? brycoy - 2010-07-13 3:15 PM "Triathlon", if it was easy, it'd be called "your mom"... --stole it from a different thread, but should be good on a t-shirt I have been puking for the last two days and read this. DARN YOU! I was laughing so hard I pulled a muscle. |
| 2010-07-13 8:16 PM in reply to: #2975828 |
| New user 2 | Subject: RE: Funny Quote for T-Shirt? I think this one is my favorite so far "He's riding what could've been my ring!" |
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