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2010-08-19 2:57 AM

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... let's try to keep this light and funny rather than scary and hurtful ...

"The check's in the mail" (the classic one, and yes I've used it myself!)

"I'm only going to lie down for a few minutes" (hours later, next day, ha ha ha)


2010-08-19 6:01 AM
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Just a few more minutes until I figure out this computer issue

We're from the Government and we're here to help

  • ..and we're glad to have you


  • 2010-08-19 6:20 AM
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    2010-08-19 6:35 AM
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    "Non-drowsy formula"



    2010-08-19 6:44 AM
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    "Ok, just one more drink."
    2010-08-19 6:46 AM
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    "sorry honey, I have a headache."


    2010-08-19 6:47 AM
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    "I love my job"


    2010-08-19 7:02 AM
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    I feel like I'm in confession but here goes:

    "Ooops, I forgot!" - used by me daily. I am very absent minded but also easily distracted so this is not always a lie

    "My husband didn't tell me you called" - people with young children can not talk on the phone, just send me an email LOL

    2010-08-19 7:04 AM
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    My dog ate my HW
    2010-08-19 7:06 AM
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    "You're almost there!" at mile 20 of a marathon.
    2010-08-19 7:22 AM
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    "I did not have sexy with that woman....that Lewinsky woman"


    2010-08-19 7:30 AM
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    No I was not looking at that girl

    2010-08-19 7:38 AM
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    You look great in that.
    2010-08-19 7:39 AM
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    it wont hurt, you just have to relax
    2010-08-19 7:53 AM
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    "You're going to feel some pressure"  Pessure my a$$ that's pain!
    2010-08-19 7:57 AM
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    " It's your baby".... Laughing


    2010-08-19 7:58 AM
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    steveseer - 2010-08-19 8:38 AM You look great in that.


    and it's companion:

    No honey those pants/skirt doesn't make your butt look big.
    2010-08-19 8:04 AM
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    Yes I'm waiting for you to get back from your tour in Korea
    2010-08-19 8:08 AM
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    I love you and if we have sex, I will love you even more. 

    Though, of course, I've never used that one. 
    2010-08-19 8:09 AM
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    I didn't inhale

    2010-08-19 8:11 AM
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    "Who her? No...she's ugly! She's just a waitress, a swimming waitress, and I was just ordering in some fish for you and Audrey, and your mother..."

    Clark Griswold/Hotel pool scene/Vacation



    2010-08-19 8:12 AM
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    rayd - 2010-08-19 9:09 AM I didn't inhale



    Good un...

    "I'll call you" 
    2010-08-19 8:22 AM
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    We don't need a condom
    2010-08-19 8:26 AM
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    "it's not you, it's me"
    2010-08-19 8:29 AM
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    We can still be friends.

    No officer I've only had like 2 maybe 3 beers
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