The Most Interesting Man In The World

not my original but I like it:
"He once ran a Marathon backwards......just to see what second place looked like"

He once created Mt. Rushmore using only his teeth. Stay thirsty my friends.

After his skiing partner broke a leg, he carried her ten miles to the nearest hospital. He then proceeded to break his own leg out of sympathy.

His Mother calls him "Sir."

His birth fulfilled prophesy.

He once struck lightening.  

His mother has a tattoo that says "son"

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

He once visited a Psychic…to warn her

He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.

He once punched chuck norris, just so he could be the only person to ever do so and live to talk about it.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear

His blood smells like cologne...

He can speak French...   in Russian.

His personality is so magnetic...he can't carry credit cards

....can divide by zero.

You guys have missed one of the best ones:

He's the life of parties he's never attended.

That one (and the shark week) kill me...

...still isn't as cool or interesting as Jens Voight.

Once won the TdF but was DQ'd, he ran instead of riding....to be fair to the competition.