College football drawing near...It's over clowns

LOVE college football. Although my college has been sucking the past few years, it's still a good time.

Not really sure about jock itch, but it sounds uncomfortable, so hope those Hurricanes don't cause too much trouble.

Watch out for the Hawkeyes!

GO SALUKIES!!!!! Of course NCAA 1AA Ball. Other than that GO BIG BLUE!

Same boat for me Laura.  Plus out here in CO, I never get to see my poor Nittany Lions lose to freakin everyone.  damn. 

Ain't THAT the truth!  They're worse than jock itch.  'Course, any team from Florida is like jock itch!    Just that the 'Canes are the worst of them. 

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Det, but I'm with Flyboy on this one......the Florida teams are among my most hated. 

I love college football and I'm all about the Badgers. Hopefully, I won't have to watch as many painful losses this year as I did last year.

GET. YOUR. GUNS. UP.

I wonder why?...   maybe because they are so DARN GOOD!!!!  

Go NOLES!!!

Let's go Hokies, defending ACC champions. The Canes are one team we seem to play well every year. I'm looking forward to a good season.

Ernie

YEE -freakin- HAW! And our new stadium is sooooo cool!

Who knows what madness lurks within the confines of Williams-Brice stadium as my beloved South Carolina Gamecocks begin their new era under former arch enemy Steve Spurrier.
Of late the Gamecocks have become the resurrection zone of retired coaches. First it was Lou Holtz. Now it's Spurrier. I'm scared Joe Pa will leave Penn St. and next year our garnet and black will be black and white.
Geez, all I can say is "Hey Steve, you ain't Toto and you're not in Gainesville any more"!!!
Go Cocks. I'd settle for 3-8 if the three were, Clemson, Tennessee, and Georgia.

Edited by gullahcracker 2005-07-31 5:03 PM

I'm sorry.  The Vols are just one strip club away from probation.  Or was that arkan-noles-a'bama?  Oh, I forget.    

Here's the likely scenario: 

- JoPa retires from Penn State, and NO ONE wants that job.  Fastest way to get fired is to follow a legend.  JoPa lands at Fox TV, replacing Pat Summerall on the 'I'm not senile' announcing team.

- Spurrier throws his visor during a scrimmage and injures a player.  In the resulting lawsuit, Spurrier is sentenced to 3-6 years OR having to coach the 'Noles for a season.  Bobby Bowden won't agree to this 'cause he's not a Bowden, so he adopts his longtime nemesis and names him 'assistant head coach', and makes him change his name to 'Bobby Bowden Jr.'.  Salary:  $16 million per.  It works for them all. 

- In a stunning coup, the Noles resurrects Chris Rix for another season of eligibility with the NCAA's permission.  View the petition here.  http://www.petitiononline.com/varoommm/petition.html

This is solely to allow him to continue to further his NCAA best 5 losses to the same team in one career.  True to form, Rix loses again to Miami, placing him at a career 0-6 vs the GMAT-canes.

- The 'Canes lose to Furman or Florida Atlantic in the first non-conference game.  Howard Schnellenberger comes out of retirement requiring all the canes to grow giant moustaches.  Cane players all end up at Georgia Southern 'cause it better suits their ability to roll.  But the 'canes still pound the noles on 14 Sebastian Jankowski beers.  I mean field goals. 

Now THAT ought to get things rolling.

Edited by rkreuser 2005-07-31 7:53 PM

Rick, it's all much clearer now. Thanks

I do what I can to assist those in need....

WAR DAMN EAGLE!

We got SCREWED last year out of the championship game.  Come on!  Going undefeated in the SEC doesn't give you the right to play for the big-un'? 

Man, the Big 12 is a bunch of pansies compared to the SEC.

BRING IT!

Steve 

Edited by sranney 2005-07-31 8:55 PM

Abso-freaking-lutely!!  I couldn't agree more!! 

GO GATORS!!!

I hear it's pretty cool, although I haven't been home recently enough to see it finished. Just heard that it's Alvarez's last season as coach. Horrible!

'Tsall good. The local coverage has been sweeter than bitter. Alvarez hand picked his own guy, he way surpassed what he set put to do, and being both AD and Head FBC had to have sucked. I am happy for him to get to be a regular guy for awhile, and I really like the looks of the new guy (whose name escapes me, but he was the D coordinator before) The players also seem to really like him.... it's all about the "student"-athletes, right?

That makes me feel better. It sounds like he'll work out pretty well then. And, I agree that it's time for Alvarez to do less and have some more time for himself. It's hard to get Badger news here in Virginia...just little bits from family and friends. Thanks for more info.

Of course, you are all forgetting the team with the undisputted best linebacking corps, best receiving corps., one of the(if not) best defenses and one of the favorites to win it all in '05.......not to mention that they are coming from a conference with not one, or even two, but THREE legitimate contenders for the National Title...Iowa, Michigan, and of course......

GO BUCKEYES!!!