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2010-12-09 11:56 PM

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Subject: White Elephant Gifts

It's that time of year.
what's the funniest/naughtiest/dirtiest White Elephant gift you have given/received??



2010-12-10 4:46 AM
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Best thing given would have to be a specimen cup with some manual razors in it. LOL

Best thing received was a fake  lottery scratcher ticket, which I "WON" $50,000Surprised. I was only 10 years old or so and took it pretty hard after running around the house celebrating and telling everyone what I was going to buy with all that cashCry, then having my parents tell me to read the back of the ticket so I knew where to get my winnings. Low and behold it said something along the lines of "Collect your prize from the Easter bunny on Mars." Cry

Good times... hahaha
2010-12-10 4:53 AM
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Kdea - 2010-12-10 4:46 AM

Best thing given would have to be a specimen cup with some manual razors in it. LOL

Best thing received was a fake  lottery scratcher ticket, which I "WON" $50,000Surprised. I was only 10 years old or so and took it pretty hard after running around the house celebrating and telling everyone what I was going to buy with all that cashCry, then having my parents tell me to read the back of the ticket so I knew where to get my winnings. Low and behold it said something along the lines of "Collect your prize from the Easter bunny on Mars." Cry

Good times... hahaha


That's just mean to do to a kid.
2010-12-10 7:08 AM
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mr2tony - 2010-12-10 4:53 AM
Kdea - 2010-12-10 4:46 AM Best thing given would have to be a specimen cup with some manual razors in it. LOL

Best thing received was a fake  lottery scratcher ticket, which I "WON" $50,000Surprised. I was only 10 years old or so and took it pretty hard after running around the house celebrating and telling everyone what I was going to buy with all that cashCry, then having my parents tell me to read the back of the ticket so I knew where to get my winnings. Low and behold it said something along the lines of "Collect your prize from the Easter bunny on Mars." Cry

Good times... hahaha
That's just mean to do to a kid.


Yeah, but it would be awesome to do to you. 
2010-12-10 7:38 AM
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Kdea - 2010-12-10 4:46 AM Best thing given would have to be a specimen cup with some manual razors in it. LOL

Best thing received was a fake  lottery scratcher ticket, which I "WON" $50,000Surprised. I was only 10 years old or so and took it pretty hard after running around the house celebrating and telling everyone what I was going to buy with all that cashCry, then having my parents tell me to read the back of the ticket so I knew where to get my winnings. Low and behold it said something along the lines of "Collect your prize from the Easter bunny on Mars." Cry

Good times... hahaha


Bet you learned to read the fine print that day.  I personally think it can be pretty hilarious to get a kids hopes up and then see them crash down.  It also prepares them for life.
2010-12-10 7:53 AM
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DerekL - 2010-12-10 7:08 AM

mr2tony - 2010-12-10 4:53 AM
Kdea - 2010-12-10 4:46 AM Best thing given would have to be a specimen cup with some manual razors in it. LOL

Best thing received was a fake  lottery scratcher ticket, which I "WON" $50,000Surprised. I was only 10 years old or so and took it pretty hard after running around the house celebrating and telling everyone what I was going to buy with all that cashCry, then having my parents tell me to read the back of the ticket so I knew where to get my winnings. Low and behold it said something along the lines of "Collect your prize from the Easter bunny on Mars." Cry

Good times... hahaha
That's just mean to do to a kid.


Yeah, but it would be awesome to do you. 


Thanks but I like the ladies. And Rynamite. So, yeah, I like the ladies.


2010-12-10 8:58 AM
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Best one I have given so far was a live lobster. Usually it gets cooked at every party I take one to.
2010-12-10 10:39 AM
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2010-12-10 10:53 AM
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I gave one of those inflatable donut thingies you sit on if you have hemorrhoids or something...there was a pregnant lady in the crowd, so when it came to be her turn, she actually stole it from whoever had gotten it originally.
2010-12-10 11:09 AM
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Anything from the "adult" store, if it is a naughty-type of exchange.
I've seen adult toys, tassles, blow up items, lube, panties, dirty dice, dirty games, dirty books, handcuffs, etc.

Non-naughty funny stuff:

Heineken holiday 5-pack
Ridiculous-themed calendar (Justin Beiber or something)
Children's book with funny theme (like "My first potty" or the like)
Fake lottery tickets
Toilet paper or embarrassing toiletry items (Prep-H, Summers Eve, etc.)

One of the weirdest gifts that ended up back-firing a few years ago was... a box of dog food. Definitely a "WTF" present, but it ended up being spilled on the floor and there were 3 dogs at the party. One of them was aggressive around food. The little one (mine) was attacked in the process. Whoops.
2010-12-10 11:38 AM
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We contributed a Beta fish (complete with bowl, rocks, food, and water cleanser) and an adult toy (some rubber duckie thing meant to be used in the shower/bath) to our annual White Elephant exchange this year. My husband was on gift duty this year and that's what he came up with.   Last year we wound up with some singing ta-tas.



2010-12-10 12:24 PM
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lisac957 - 2010-12-10 12:09 PM Anything from the "adult" store, if it is a naughty-type of exchange.
I've seen adult toys, tassles, blow up items, lube, panties, dirty dice, dirty games, dirty books, handcuffs, etc.

Non-naughty funny stuff:

Heineken holiday 5-pack
Ridiculous-themed calendar (Justin Beiber or something)
Children's book with funny theme (like "My first potty" or the like)
Fake lottery tickets
Toilet paper or embarrassing toiletry items (Prep-H, Summers Eve, etc.)

One of the weirdest gifts that ended up back-firing a few years ago was... a box of dog food. Definitely a "WTF" present, but it ended up being spilled on the floor and there were 3 dogs at the party. One of them was aggressive around food. The little one (mine) was attacked in the process. Whoops.


What are dirty dice?  Lube is always a good present, need not be dirty.
2010-12-10 12:28 PM
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jsklarz - 2010-12-10 12:24 PM
lisac957 - 2010-12-10 12:09 PM Anything from the "adult" store, if it is a naughty-type of exchange.
I've seen adult toys, tassles, blow up items, lube, panties, dirty dice, dirty games, dirty books, handcuffs, etc.

Non-naughty funny stuff:

Heineken holiday 5-pack
Ridiculous-themed calendar (Justin Beiber or something)
Children's book with funny theme (like "My first potty" or the like)
Fake lottery tickets
Toilet paper or embarrassing toiletry items (Prep-H, Summers Eve, etc.)

One of the weirdest gifts that ended up back-firing a few years ago was... a box of dog food. Definitely a "WTF" present, but it ended up being spilled on the floor and there were 3 dogs at the party. One of them was aggressive around food. The little one (mine) was attacked in the process. Whoops.


What are dirty dice?  Lube is always a good present, need not be dirty.


It's a pair of dice where on one there are actions (lick, kiss, massage, etc.) and the other is a body part.
2010-12-10 12:51 PM
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vball03umd - 2010-12-10 12:38 PM

We contributed a Beta fish (complete with bowl, rocks, food, and water cleanser) and an adult toy (some rubber duckie thing meant to be used in the shower/bath) to our annual White Elephant exchange this year. My husband was on gift duty this year and that's what he came up with.   Last year we wound up with some singing ta-tas.



i love the betta fish idea!  me and my cousins are doing a gift exchange and it has to be an item that starts with a B.  i'm stealing that.
2010-12-10 1:20 PM
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Worst Yankee Gift Swap gift I've received: a dead lobster. No joke. 

Boogie7247 - 2010-12-10 9:58 AM Best one I have given so far was a live lobster. Usually it gets cooked at every party I take one to.

2010-12-10 8:47 PM
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Wanna keep it clean?  Go with the "bump it" or the "clapper".

Wanna gross em out? 
Step 1- Get some of that fake grass they put in easter baskets and put it in a box.
Step 2- Open a Baby Ruth candy bar and place it on top of the fake grass.
Step 3- Wrap.

Wa-la!  Edible poop!


2010-12-11 4:26 AM
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Subject: RE: White Elephant Gifts
lisac957 - 2010-12-10 1:28 PM
jsklarz - 2010-12-10 12:24 PM
lisac957 - 2010-12-10 12:09 PM Anything from the "adult" store, if it is a naughty-type of exchange.
I've seen adult toys, tassles, blow up items, lube, panties, dirty dice, dirty games, dirty books, handcuffs, etc.

Non-naughty funny stuff:

Heineken holiday 5-pack
Ridiculous-themed calendar (Justin Beiber or something)
Children's book with funny theme (like "My first potty" or the like)
Fake lottery tickets
Toilet paper or embarrassing toiletry items (Prep-H, Summers Eve, etc.)

One of the weirdest gifts that ended up back-firing a few years ago was... a box of dog food. Definitely a "WTF" present, but it ended up being spilled on the floor and there were 3 dogs at the party. One of them was aggressive around food. The little one (mine) was attacked in the process. Whoops.


What are dirty dice?  Lube is always a good present, need not be dirty.


It's a pair of dice where on one there are actions (lick, kiss, massage, etc.) and the other is a body part.


you crazy kids
2010-12-11 8:22 AM
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At my husbands Christmas party several years ago one of the white elephant gifts was a bottle of Crown!  As you can imagine everyone kept stealing it and it made it almost all the way around the room.  In the end we all found out it was a crown bottle full of apple juice!  The guy that brought it was laughing his butt off seeing everyone clamor for it.
2010-12-11 6:59 PM
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i gave a box full of mini tubs of vasaline...there must have been 15-20 99 cent tubs...ive received an extra large tube of preparation h for the pains in the we all are...
2010-12-11 10:28 PM
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pistuo - 2010-12-10 8:47 PM Wanna keep it clean?  Go with the "bump it" or the "clapper".

Wanna gross em out? 
Step 1- Get some of that fake grass they put in easter baskets and put it in a box.
Step 2- Open a Baby Ruth candy bar and place it on top of the fake grass.
Step 3- Wrap.

Wa-la!  Edible poop!


Amateur.

Go to X-mart.  Buy a Baby Ruth, 2 boxes of GrapeNuts and a kitty litter box.  Fill the cat box with grapenuts.  Water down the candy bar and roll it in the cereal and then leave it in the box, staged somewhere not completely away from where all the guests will be.  At some point during your party, 'absentmindedly' pick it up and take a bite.

(If you DO have a cat, you had better keep an eye on it the entire time!)

-eric
2010-12-12 12:01 PM
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A group of Homeschool Mom's I used to be part of had an annual party with a white elephant exchange.  there was one "gift" that happened by accident prior to my joining the group but it was recycled annually as a joke.

Seems one of the ladies accidentally forgot her item so she rummaged around her purse and car.  She had an empty tylenol bottle and a few other odds and ends.  If you got that in the exchange whoever gifted it did get something else for you....but that was a gift that was recycled annually after the initial gifting.


2010-12-12 6:49 PM
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I had some friends in Boston who had a tradition that had been going on for YEARS, ever since the evening that what showed up in one of the pretty boxes was a prom dress.  A size 16, puffy-sleeved prom dress---fushia.

That was just the beginning.  Every year after that, the prom dress recipient would find SOME way to get it back to the following year's party.  Stuffed in a glass jar THEN wrapped, perhaps -- anything to make it hard to guess which package it was.

One year, we had a New Guy who happened to be a handsome young fella who was, well, a tad fond of himself.  So we ALL conspired to make sure he got the box with the prom dress.  After his initial chagrin, he out-classed us all and PUT IT ON, and strutted around the party wearing it.  Amazing how a young man who looks at the mirror while lifting weights has the same shoulder width as a women's 16.  Fun times!
2010-12-12 11:18 PM
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we just had our bike shop christmas party last night and the white elephant is always a highlight.  The gift i got was amazing, one of the guys did a complete amateur style photo shoot in everything from tighty whities and cowboy boots to dresses while sprawled out in front of a burning fire place.  It probably got the most laughs.  Other gifts where, shake weight, bile saddles with adult toy mounted to it, dvd copy of a certain internet viral video that was so bad that simply its name should be NSFW.  many other funny funny gifts.
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