Subject: RE: Turd in the poolSummer camp at my YMCA means an ever present elevated code brown threat. Last year I was doing my thing when a lifeguard came over and said, "You need to get out of the pool." "Why?!" I demanded. "One of the kids had an accident," she said. "I'm not a paramedic," I replied. "There is poo in the pool," she quipped. I came outta that water like a marlin jumping at the end of line! Sure enough, as I was leaving there were 3 or 4 pool employees gathered in the corner. I looked down and saw what looked like a pile of dark brown sawdust. "It'll be open in an hour," someone told me. "No thanks" |