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2011-06-29 8:00 PM

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Subject: My Comicbook Hero Superpower: Static Electricity

It happened again. I was running on a treadmill at the gym when I went to touch one of the buttons on the control panel and... ZAP! A Zeus like bolt of electrical discharge shot from my fingers and into the machine. The LCD display went all funny, displaying the message "$EFE@SSAAW#R$%V". The dude working at the gym came by and tried re-booting (unplug) the machine but it was no use. The machine I did this to last week is still quietly standing with a "Out of Order" sign taped to its front. I suspect the gym manager is kind wishing I signed up with the place down the street. Ground your dang machines people!

Anyways, I mentioned to my wife that I should contact 'DC Comics' to see if they'd like to write a comic book or even make a movie about me. She thinks it might work, and even suggested a title: "The Dork Knight"



2011-06-29 10:09 PM
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mgalanter - 2011-06-29 7:00 PM She thinks it might work, and even suggested a title: "The Dork Knight"

Your wife FTW.

2011-06-29 11:04 PM
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Far Left Texas - 2011-06-29 10:09 PM

mgalanter - 2011-06-29 7:00 PM She thinks it might work, and even suggested a title: "The Dork Knight"

Your wife FTW.



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