Subject: My Comicbook Hero Superpower: Static Electricity It happened again. I was running on a treadmill at the gym when I went to touch one of the buttons on the control panel and... ZAP! A Zeus like bolt of electrical discharge shot from my fingers and into the machine. The LCD display went all funny, displaying the message "$EFE@SSAAW#R$%V". The dude working at the gym came by and tried re-booting (unplug) the machine but it was no use. The machine I did this to last week is still quietly standing with a "Out of Order" sign taped to its front. I suspect the gym manager is kind wishing I signed up with the place down the street. Ground your dang machines people! Anyways, I mentioned to my wife that I should contact 'DC Comics' to see if they'd like to write a comic book or even make a movie about me. She thinks it might work, and even suggested a title: "The Dork Knight" |