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2005-12-20 8:54 PM

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Subject: Crop Dusting on the treadmill
Did my run on the treadmill after work today. I'm just putting along when I notice the guy next to me bend down and act like he was adjusting his shoes. Next thing I know I'm hit by a horrendous SBD. What the hell do you do? Call the guy out and embarass him or just remember never to run next to him again.


2005-12-21 8:23 AM
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Just ignore it and stay clear. This is a sport where we cheer if we see someone puking, pros have been known to drop their shorts during a race to "bottem blow the boiler", we get to use the word "taint" and Butt Butter is actually a product.  Its hard to be too offended.
2005-12-21 8:25 AM
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If you run long enough it'll happen to you too. The human body is a marvelous, but stinky machine.
2005-12-21 9:08 AM
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Last year, I was at the gym at 5:30 am.  I walked up to a treadmill and started it for my warmup.  As I was walking, I swore I smelled dog poop.  I stopped the machine and looked at the bottom of my shoes.  As I pulled up the second shoe, the woman on the treadmill next to me stopped her machine and ran towards the woman's locker room.  It wasn't dog poop, it was her. 

Then, as I was running along, a guy walked up to the machine the woman just ran from and started it up.  He kind of smelled, then gave me a funny look.  It took a minute for me to realize that he thought I let that bomb.  I just smiled. 
2005-12-21 9:17 AM
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Nakima - 2005-12-20 9:54 PM Did my run on the treadmill after work today. I'm just putting along when I notice the guy next to me bend down and act like he was adjusting his shoes. Next thing I know I'm hit by a horrendous SBD. What the hell do you do? Call the guy out and embarass him or just remember never to run next to him again.

I'm lost.  What's SBD stand for? 

2005-12-21 9:29 AM
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Heh. Silent But Deadly.


Seriously, why get bent about farts? EVERYONE farts. Yes, everyone

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2005-12-21 9:36 AM
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I'm not sure that counts as crop dusting.  My technical understanding is that the term more appropriately applies to someone in motion.  For instance...walking down the aisle of a crowded airplane, while otherwise appearing innocent enough, but leaving a trail of destruction in your wake.  In your case I'd say you got BOMBED...plain and simple.  I suggest immediate retaliation.

On a related note...I'm sure glad I was running along yesterday.  Must have been that big salad I had for lunch

2005-12-21 9:52 AM
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pippen - 2005-12-21 10:29 AM Heh. Silent But Deadly. Seriously, why get bent about farts? EVERYONE farts. Yes, everyone

He,he-  I usually call them "silent but violent"- SBV- it's rhymes   I don't get it.  I run all the time and don't fart in front of other people.  If you're careful about what you eat/drink, you shouldn't have gas when you run.  Just my opinion though.

2005-12-21 9:59 AM
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Next time he bends over, quickly reach over and increase the speed on his treadmill to 12.0. Maybe the draft from the speed of the tread will take the fumes over to the elliptical folks.
2005-12-21 10:07 AM
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i agree with runnergirl...and i have to say when i first signed up on this website i never thought i would get sooooo much information, ha ha
2005-12-21 10:39 AM
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bmacmanus - 2005-12-21 9:59 AM Next time he bends over, quickly reach over and increase the speed on his treadmill to 12.0. Maybe the draft from the speed of the tread will take the fumes over to the elliptical folks.

Hey! Leave us ETers out of this. Keep your gas to yourself!



2005-12-21 10:41 AM
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runnergirl29 - 2005-12-21 9:52 AM

pippen - 2005-12-21 10:29 AM Heh. Silent But Deadly. Seriously, why get bent about farts? EVERYONE farts. Yes, everyone

He,he-  I usually call them "silent but violent"- SBV- it's rhymes   I don't get it.  I run all the time and don't fart in front of other people.  If you're careful about what you eat/drink, you shouldn't have gas when you run.  Just my opinion though.

If I ate the burritos you guys say you do, I'd be so gassy you'd have to tie a string around my neck to keep me from flying away.

On most of my runs, I'm lucky if it's just gas. Have to keep tabs on all the friendly bushes along my route.



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2005-12-21 11:27 AM
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Hey Bear, you can REALLY call yourself talented though when you can hit those farts right on the beat while you're running. If you jog with an MP3 player, it adds a bit to the bass notes of the song!

2005-12-21 11:35 AM
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I sometimes get gas when I run. Whats the big deal? Everyone does it. I'm happy when its just gas and not trots.

Oh yea, guess I can't run or hang out with runnergirl anymore!

2005-12-21 1:16 PM
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I was out running with a friend a few years ago, and I go step up on the curb and I just let out the loudest fart in front of her. I was not expecting it, my face got bright red, and I started apologizing to her immediately. She told me not to worry about it because she's used to it. She told me that her husband and his sons do it contantly.

On a lighter note...I have a friend that says that farting while running up hill helps you get over the hill. I have yet to see it have a profound affect their performance.
2005-12-21 2:02 PM
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I just think of them as nitrous ...... makes me go faster when I bust azz while running or riding. Al the more reason to eat soy products ...... :-P


2005-12-21 2:11 PM
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Daremo - 2005-12-21 3:02 PM I just think of them as nitrous ...... makes me go faster when I bust azz while running or riding. Al the more reason to eat soy products ...... :-P

I'll make sure I don't ever draft behind you.

2005-12-21 2:17 PM
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Subject: RE: Crop Dusting on the treadmill
the bear - 2005-12-21 9:41 AM

runnergirl29 - 2005-12-21 9:52 AM

pippen - 2005-12-21 10:29 AM Heh. Silent But Deadly. Seriously, why get bent about farts? EVERYONE farts. Yes, everyone

He,he-  I usually call them "silent but violent"- SBV- it's rhymes   I don't get it.  I run all the time and don't fart in front of other people.  If you're careful about what you eat/drink, you shouldn't have gas when you run.  Just my opinion though.

If I ate the burritos you guys say you do, I'd be so gassy you'd have to tie a string around my neck to keep me from flying away.

On most of my runs, I'm lucky if it's just gas. Have to keep tabs on all the friendly bushes along my route.



So what your saying is that bears really do crap in the woods...
2005-12-21 2:25 PM
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velocomp - 2005-12-21 2:17 PM  So what your saying is that bears really do crap in the woods...

All the time. And it doesn't have to be the woods, either.

2005-12-21 3:18 PM
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We have a crop duster in the office today!! I went to the water cooler a minute ago and got caught in the "blow by".
2005-12-21 3:50 PM
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2005-12-21 3:57 PM
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You're only freaks if I am.  On a long run, after enough sports drink and gu packs, I swear it's the power that gets me home!
2005-12-21 3:58 PM
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disclaimer:  I do try to contain myself on a gym treadmill!
2005-12-21 5:45 PM
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Okay here's the TMI post:   As for Runnergirls comment on watching what you eat and not having to worry about gas.....I EAT...I GET GAS!!!!   Period.  Thank GOD my wife loves me as I've brought tears to her eyes and changed the color of the paint on the walls from time to time.

When it has to come out...LET IT OUT!!!  Don't toxify the body unless absolutely necessary (dates 1 thru engagement, airplanes, busses, etc.).  There are days at work that if I walked outside everytime I had to relieve pressure I wouldn't get a lot done.  If I'm at a gym and on an elliptical or dreadmill, I'm not getting off to walk to the locker room to fart.  People just gotta deal with it.  It's just a body function people.  Unfortunately some smell real bad.  Oh well.

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TH3_FRB - 2005-12-21 6:36 AM

For instance...walking down the aisle of a crowded airplane, while otherwise appearing innocent enough, but leaving a trail of destruction in your wake.



OMG... LMAO

If I had someone next to me at the gym cut a nasty one, I'd use my gym towel to fan the gas right back him... pointing out to the whole gym the olfactory offenders presence

Please don't reply "whoever smelt it, dealt it".



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