Top 30 Jack Bauer facts!!

Macgiver could kick Jack bauers's ass.

So could my dead grandmother.

Jack Bauer has a lisp.

THATS GREAT!!! FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ******* hates lemonade.

Chuck Norris once asked Jack Bauer to dance. Jack Baurer politely declined, and 6 years and 15o thousand dollars of therapy bills later, Chuck Norris can watch 24 without cutting himself. He considers it money well spent.

Jack Bauer once yelled "Where's the bomb?" so loud and so many times that Mr. T's gold chains melted and dripped on Chuck Norris' head.  And Vin Diesel grew hair.

I would take Jack Bauer over Chuck Norris any day.

I guess that makes two of us. Who the f is Jack Bauer?

Everyone who knows is afraid to tell because Jack might kill us.  Well, he will kill us all, it's just a question of when.

Don't ask Vin Diesel, he'll just run crying into the corner and suck his thumb while hiding behind Chuck Norris' skirt.

Please.  Even Mel Gibson kicked his a$$.  Give me a break.

No, that was only make believe. You know the movies aren't real, right?

In real life, Jet Lee would eat Jack Bower and deficate chuck norris.

I spel foneticaly

Make believe aside... if I remember the movie right it wasn't just Mel, it was also Danny Glover... and a steel pipe...

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