Elevator Etiquette - rant
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2006-02-10 7:53 AM |
Veteran 290 Arlington Heights, IL | Subject: Elevator Etiquette - rant So here's the deal. I work in the Sears Tower in Chicago, which is a big old building in which I take a couple of elevators to get to my floor. Figure in lunch break, coffee breaks, etc., and I take several elevator rides a day. I just got back from a week long business trip in the South. Everytime I come back home, I find the difference in manners very jolting, so I am posting this as a plea to everyone who rides in an elevator to behave themselves. 1) If you get into the elevator, and it is just you and one other person, don't stand next to me! People need their personal space. Would you share a lane at the pool if it was totally empty except for one person? 2) If someone is blocking the buttons, ask politely for them to press your floor. I'm not your elevator man (woman). Press your own damn button if you can't be nice about it. 3) If you are walking into a crowded elevator having a conversation with someone, don't proceed to continue the conversation while talking over other people. If you can't stand next to each other, save it until you get off. I'm only 5'7", and it is sooooooo rude when two taller men get onto the elevator, stand on either side of me, and talk over my head. 4) If you get into the elevator and are squared off in front of the door, and the elevator stops on a floor that you aren't getting off at, that means someone behind you is. Get your a$$ out of the way. The elevator isn't going to leave without you. I promise. And if you don't work for my company, I may knock you with my big old bag. Turnabout is fair play. 5) If the elevator has people on it, please don't hold the door open so you can continue having a conversation with your friend who is not getting on. 6) If your building allows it, take the stairs for a one or two story journey. Lazy bastards.... no wonder this country is so fat. Thanks for letting me vent. Within 24 hours, I'll be back to true big city manners and won't care about this stuff. In the meantime, just imagine what a better experience we'd all have at work if everyone showed just an ounce of common courtesy. Edited by hk94 2006-02-10 7:55 AM |
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2006-02-10 7:56 AM in reply to: #342888 |
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2006-02-10 8:07 AM in reply to: #342892 |
Expert 704 The High Plains | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant TriComet - 2006-02-10 8:56 AM 7. Don't fart.
Or if you do, make sure you do it right before you get off the elevator.
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2006-02-10 8:09 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Regular 61 Memphis, TN | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant Dont talk on your cell phone........most times you are going to lose the signal anyway!!! |
2006-02-10 8:21 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Master 2136 A Prairie Home | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant I love those "Captivate" screen in the Sears Tower elevator! To avoid awkward stares from your elevator-mate. Are the screens still there? |
2006-02-10 8:41 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Veteran 465 Michigan | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant hk94 - 2006-02-10 8:53 AM ... 6) If your building allows it, take the stairs for a one or two story journey. Lazy bastards.... no wonder this country is so fat. Thanks for letting me vent. Within 24 hours, I'll be back to true big city manners and won't care about this stuff. In the meantime, just imagine what a better experience we'd all have at work if everyone showed just an ounce of common courtesy. Ooooh, I have to add to #6! If you are at the mall, do not take the frickin' elevator if you are healthy and you are not pushing a stroller! Take the stairs or the escalator for gosh sakes and leave the elevator for those who need it! This was a huge pet peeve of mine when my kids were babies. I would head over to the elevator pushing my stoller and there would be a bunch of people standing there - within sight distance of an escalator! People would actually cut right in front of my stroller to get on in front of me. I got so mad one time that I actually rammed a lady with the stroller and said, "Oops, sorry I didn't see you cutting in front of me". Why do people have no common sense or courtesy? |
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2006-02-10 9:01 AM in reply to: #342888 |
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2006-02-10 9:30 AM in reply to: #342917 |
Veteran 290 Arlington Heights, IL | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant Denise2003 - 2006-02-10 8:21 AM I love those "Captivate" screen in the Sears Tower elevator! To avoid awkward stares from your elevator-mate. Are the screens still there? Yes. They have been in most of the buildings in Chicago for quite some time. Sadly, they are my main source of news. |
2006-02-10 10:15 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Pro 4189 Pittsburgh, my heart is in Glasgow | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant haha, we had to do a "social norms" experiment....try this... get in the elevator...face the back wall. or get in the elevator and make car racing noises as people get on/off. it's better when done in groups because people don't quite know what to make of it. |
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2006-02-10 10:30 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Veteran 290 Arlington Heights, IL | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant If you stand really close to me, I'm going to fart. Be warned. |
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2006-02-10 12:54 PM in reply to: #342888 |
Master 2429 Falls Church, Virginia | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant On the DC metro system, you are required to take the elevator if you have a bicycle. No escalator, no way, right? So imagine my surprise when I got chewed out by a group of women with large shopping bags for taking the elevator with my "large dirty contraption." I tried to point out all the signs stating that I was following the law, and they were still nasty to me. Grrrrr. |
2006-02-10 12:57 PM in reply to: #342957 |
Pro 4612 MA | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant courtney_leone - 2006-02-10 10:01 AM I've got a good one! People are horrible are about this and its common sense...I guess they are just stupid. When riding an elevator, the door opens and its my floor so I obviously need to get off. IF there are people waiting to get on, it seems like no one ever waits to see if people are getting off the elevator. They door opens, they plow in like a herd of stampeding buffalo!! WTF!? Idiots! So I'm trying to get out but noooo, people are already getting in, so I have to fight my way out! Ridiculous. Here's what you are SUPPOSED TO DO: Its really easy. You are waiting to get on the elevator. Its coming, you can hear it, see the lights. Ding, ding, ding. Door opens. Wait politely and/or peek in to see if anyone is coming out. If so, wait. If not, proceed and enjoy the ride. If possible. If you do this, stop. Next time it happens, I'm going to says something. So if you get in/out of an elevator before you are supposed to and someone starts yelling at you, it might be me. Geez...sorry about that You are right. How would one supposed to get in a full elevator if you don't let people get out FIRST?? |
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2006-02-10 1:05 PM in reply to: #342888 |
Master 2287 Calgary, Alberta | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant When the door opens jump in and push the button for your floor repeatedly. Squirm around and cross your legs. Then part way up just let out a sigh and stop squirming. If you've got a water bottle with you let some pour out on the floor at your feet.... |
2006-02-10 1:16 PM in reply to: #342888 |
Science Nerd 28760 Redwood City, California | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant What's up with the people who stand right in front of the buttons when they are the first/only one in the elevator? I would like to be able to pick my own floor, but they are always in the way. It's really frustrating. Obviously, other people are going to have to push a button. Just move out of the way a little bit! |
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2006-02-10 4:23 PM in reply to: #342933 |
Master 1867 The real USC, in the ghetto of LA | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant kimta - 2006-02-10 8:41 AM hk94 - 2006-02-10 8:53 AM ... 6) If your building allows it, take the stairs for a one or two story journey. Lazy bastards.... no wonder this country is so fat. Thanks for letting me vent. Within 24 hours, I'll be back to true big city manners and won't care about this stuff. In the meantime, just imagine what a better experience we'd all have at work if everyone showed just an ounce of common courtesy. Ooooh, I have to add to #6! If you are at the mall, do not take the frickin' elevator if you are healthy and you are not pushing a stroller! Take the stairs or the escalator for gosh sakes and leave the elevator for those who need it! This was a huge pet peeve of mine when my kids were babies. I would head over to the elevator pushing my stoller and there would be a bunch of people standing there - within sight distance of an escalator! People would actually cut right in front of my stroller to get on in front of me. I got so mad one time that I actually rammed a lady with the stroller and said, "Oops, sorry I didn't see you cutting in front of me". Why do people have no common sense or courtesy? for one of my accounting classes the building it in is 8 stories. and i see poeple waiting for the elevator to go to the 2nd or 3rd floor. i of course find it funny bc they are all health college students. i take the sairs up to floor 6! ive done it so much i can walk up and down the stairs reading the daily trojan (our newspaper). |
2006-02-10 4:27 PM in reply to: #343354 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant tyrant - 2006-02-10 4:23 PM ive done it so much i can walk up and down the stairs reading the daily trojan (our newspaper). Thought you were reading condoms, there. |
2006-02-10 4:34 PM in reply to: #343357 |
Elite 3650 Laurium, MI | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant my personal favorite is just picking one random person and staring at them with a huge creepy smile for the entire time. If they get off, look sad until a new person gets on, then repeat. Or if it's only one other person with you, start looking around like you're trying to find something, then look at the person and slowly start inching away from them wearing a walkman, leaving the earphones unplugged and singing to yourself can also be pretty entertaining. Edited by vortmax 2006-02-10 4:34 PM |
2006-02-10 9:56 PM in reply to: #343160 |
Wife, Mother, Friend. 2457 South | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant As a lady, I stand as close as I can to the control panel when I'm on an elevator alone. The emergency buttons are handy just in case. Why back myself into a corner if a strange man/men step on?
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2006-02-10 10:31 PM in reply to: #342888 |
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2006-02-11 8:51 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Member 18 Baton Rouge, LA | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant I was laughing at all the descriptions of elevators, when this e mail arrived from my mother-in-law. http://www.toilette-humor.com/flash/brocolli.swf I think it describes the elevator problems pretty well. |
2006-02-11 10:14 AM in reply to: #342957 |
Expert 950 McKinney, TX | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant courtney_leone - 2006-02-10 9:01 AM When riding an elevator, the door opens and its my floor so I obviously need to get off. IF there are people waiting to get on, it seems like no one ever waits to see if people are getting off the elevator. They door opens, they plow in like a herd of stampeding buffalo!! WTF!? Idiots! So I'm trying to get out but noooo, people are already getting in, so I have to fight my way out! Ridiculous. I work in a nursing home with only 2 stories and one elevator. Try getting in and out of the elevator with a bunch of senile old ladies and gentleman in wheelchairs who only care about getting on and off the elevator fast enough so they won't miss bingo or their next smoke break. It's the damn demolition derby most days! |
2006-02-11 10:36 AM in reply to: #342888 |
Elite 3972 Reno | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant I don't think Winnemucca has a single elevator, unless you cound the cages to descend into the mines. African elevator anecdotes: In Cote d'Ivoire, the french would SMOKE in the elevators! I once got on the elevator at the hotel in my swim suit and a sarong to go down to the pool. I was the only one on the elevator until it swung open and in come some African military dudes with automatic weapons did a sweep of the elevator before some dignatory in an extrordinary african robe gets on. "Ou tu va?!" one shouts at me "aaa aaa ala piscine?" I reply hesitently. he smirks and they all get on, effectively pushing me into the corner, me feeling nearly naked for the ride. They get off and I let them go, let the door shut, then remembered I had to get off at that level too. |
2006-02-11 4:11 PM in reply to: #342888 |
New user 30 Hampton Falls, NH | Subject: RE: Elevator Etiquette - rant Man, I don't even remember the last time I took an elevator, living in FL for the last 4 years. I had one building at school that was 6 floors and an elevator, and from what everyone has said so far, I wasn't even going to deal with the hassle of taking it. |
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