Subject: RE: Things that just tick you off... Scout7 - 2006-03-29 9:13 AM run4yrlif - 2006-03-29 9:08 AM ChipmunkHeart - 2006-03-29 9:02 AM - People who, in an attempt to break the awkward silence in an elevator, comment on the awkward silence, and then repeat that old joke about "isn't it awkward to be in an elevator with people? You never know where to look or what to say hahahahha" first thing in the morning before you've had any coffee whatsoever I prefer people who, if they are in an elevator with just one other person, say "ya know, if two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it." Ooo...that's like that joke, where the two guys are riding the elevator, one farts, and when they get to the floor, people get on, and right before the doors close, the guy steps out, turns around, and says, "You coarse, common bastard." LMAO!!! I amuse myself. Which is marginally better than not amusing anyone at all. There is only one A+ remedy for whooshin' the the Otis...Watch the first 40 seconds 2 minutes of THIS video. (it's office safe, just be at a place where you can laugh and keep the volume low or it'll attract attention, guaranteed). Edited by rkreuser 2006-03-30 10:42 AM
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