Post your best scam e-mails here
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2006-05-19 9:07 AM in reply to: #428051 |
Champion 6931 Bellingham, Washington | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here Not sure why my e-mail address was not involved, but I got it anyway?
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2006-05-19 9:09 AM in reply to: #428051 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here I keep getting e-mails trying to convince me to upgrade my BT membership... |
2006-05-19 10:18 AM in reply to: #428051 |
Extreme Veteran 760 Provo, UT (my heart is in Seattle) | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here You know, what kills me is the "official" emails from attorneys in Africa somewhere. The letters are terribly written, and they claim to represent some professional corporation or millionaire. You would think that the emails would at least look like someone educated wrote them. Oh well, maybe they're true? Maybe I have rejected many fortunes by not responding to them. Oh well, ignorance is bliss
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2006-05-24 12:08 PM in reply to: #428051 |
Champion 7036 Sarasota, FL | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here Just got this one today. I'm holding out for a bigger cut... DEAR FRIEND,
KINDLY ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM ANDRE ORTEGA, SON OF MY FATHER CARLOS ORTEGA, ONE OF THE TOP OPPOSITION LEADERS IN VENEZUELA, WHO HAS BEEN SENTENCED FOR 15 YEARS IN JAIL.
I AM WRITING YOU IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE TO ASK YOUR HELP WITH A FAMILY SECRET TREASURE LEFT TO MY FAMILY BY MY KIND FATHER, MR. CARLOS ORTEGA. OUR FAMILY LIVES NOW IN A SMALL APPARTMENT IN CARACAS UNDER PRESSURE OF REGIME OF PRESIDENT HUGO CHAVES.
HOWEVER BEFORE MY FATHER WAS JAILED HE LEFT ME A CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT FOR $28 MILLION US DOLLARS ISSUED BY THE OIL TRADING COMPANY FOR HIS PART IN ENTERPRISE. THE DEPOSIT IS HELD BY THE NOTARY PUBLIC AGENT, WHO EXPECTED TO HOLD IT JUST A SHORT TIME, BUT FATHER WAS JAILED. I CANNOT GET THE MONEY NOW AND ONLY HAVE A CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT. IF I ATTEMPT TO RECEIVE THE DEPOSIT, I WILL BE CEASED BY THE PRESIDENT'S AGENTS AND PROBABLY WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE SEVERE POLITICAL JAIL.
I NEED YOUR HELP AND IF YOU KINDLY AGREE I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU $2.8 MILLION SHARE OF THE DEPOSIT FOR HELPING TO WITHDRAW THE DEPOSIT FROM THE NOTARY PUBLIC AGENT AND AS A BUSINESS EXPERT FOR INVESTMENT. MY FATHER BEFORE HE WAS SENTENCED TOLD ME NOT TO INVEST THE MONEY IN VENEZUELA BECAUSE IT IS UNSAFE DUE TO THE UNSTABLE POLITICAL SITUATION. I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND INVEST IN BUSINESS AND I HOPE YOU CAN HELP ME.
SORRY FOR DISTURB YOU WITH MY TROUBLES AND TROUBLES OF MY COUNTRY, BUT THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE FOLLOWING THE RECENT SOCIAL CRISIS AND THE REGIME OF THE PRESIDENT HUGO CHAVEZ.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION OF MY PROBLEM. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR RESPOND AND I WILL EXPLAIN THE DETAILS.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP.
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2006-05-24 9:34 PM in reply to: #428051 |
Supersonicus Idioticus 2439 Thunder Bay, ON | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here 8 years ago I actually got the "send me 1)your email and password and 2) someone else's email and we'll give you their password" thing to work. |
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2006-05-25 12:20 AM in reply to: #428051 |
Expert 615 Brisbane | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here Send US dollars to Downunder man.........This is not a scam. (its about as believable as the others on this list, it was worth a try) |
2006-07-26 6:46 PM in reply to: #428051 |
Pro 4578 Vancouver, BC | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here Wow, I got my first spam email at my gmail account. [email protected] to overclockerguru, jennee.g More options 3:08 pm (1½ hours ago) From the desk of Samir Saad Amin Hello my name is Samir Saad Amin from Egypt, am presently on political assylum now. l got your email contact from my research on the net because am presently looking for honest person who can help my client to invest his fund in Real Estate Investment and commercial properties. I will be very intresting to start a new life in your country with your assistance and co-operation on this issue concerning my client fund. So please if your in good position to help me, please send me an email at this email address ([email protected] ) indicating your desire to help me invest this fund in your country and beyond. l urgently wating for your reply by end of the day, I hope to me you very soon. Best Regards & God Bless Samir Saad Amin [kge3cnq7deb] I love that the guy wants to get into my country so much that he has a canada.com email address. |
2006-07-26 6:55 PM in reply to: #428051 |
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2006-07-26 7:14 PM in reply to: #428088 |
Pro 4206 Los Angeles, CA | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here HA! HA! Best reply/post I've seen in a while. run4yrlif - 2006-05-19 7:09 AM I keep getting e-mails trying to convince me to upgrade my BT membership... |
2006-07-26 9:19 PM in reply to: #428051 |
Champion 8903 | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here I'm still trying to find out why the discount Viagra won't work.
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2006-07-27 7:49 AM in reply to: #428051 |
Expert 655 Denver | Subject: RE: Post your best scam e-mails here I haven't had one in awhile, but some of these are pretty bad... |