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2012-09-06 12:08 PM

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Subject: That Guy in the Locker Room.... (:0)

Every pool has this guy:

He seems to want to demonstrate his comfort level with nudity by coming out of the pool, stripping down completely, then propping one leg up on the bench, turning to his fellow male locker room masses and asking, "So, this (insert topic of conversation) is quite a thing, eh?"

I'm not comfortable with that.



2012-09-06 12:13 PM
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I just don't understand why it's that hard to put a towel on.
2012-09-06 12:14 PM
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"I just don't understand why it's that hard to put a towel on."

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2012-09-06 12:30 PM
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There's one fellow out the Y that just has to dry his ball sack with the hair dryer.
2012-09-06 12:32 PM
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So you swim with Jerry Sandusky? 

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2012-09-06 12:32 PM
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And why is that guy always 40 pounds overweight, older than 60, and has no clue as to what the term "manscaping" means.

 



2012-09-06 12:33 PM
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I am soooo wishing I had not opened this thread.

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2012-09-06 12:34 PM
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Yesterday I heard a lady making very inappropriate noises in the shower. Yell Seriously, people. Where do you think you are?!?
2012-09-06 12:35 PM
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We have multiple ones where I go as well Tom.
2012-09-06 12:36 PM
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You know what, I'm going to meet fire with fire on this one.

If you swim at my pool, be warned.

Tonight: Loud and Proud.

2012-09-06 12:39 PM
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csharp1171 - 2012-09-06 12:30 PM There's one fellow out the Y that just has to dry his ball sack with the hair dryer.

He must go to my gym too.  so weird.



2012-09-06 12:44 PM
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It's a frickin locker room, not grandma's dining room.  People wanna walk around nekkid in a locker room makes no never mind to me.  The ball blow drying move, on the other hand.....
2012-09-06 12:46 PM
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Tom Demerly. - 2012-09-06 1:08 PM

Every pool has this guy:

He seems to want to demonstrate his comfort level with nudity by coming out of the pool, stripping down completely, then propping one leg up on the bench, turning to his fellow male locker room masses and asking, "So, this (insert topic of conversation) is quite a thing, eh?"

I'm not comfortable with that.




Keep some rubber bands in your gym bag to shoot at him.
If he's going to dangle, you may as well try a little target practice with it.
2012-09-06 12:52 PM
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2012-09-06 12:59 PM
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Hmm ... in Europe nudity isn't such a big deal. Is there some need in the US to cover up the fact that most men look alike when naked?

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2012-09-06 1:16 PM
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erik.norgaard - 2012-09-06 1:59 PM

Hmm ... in Europe nudity isn't such a big deal. Is there some need in the US to cover up the fact that most men look alike when naked?

Yes, because we're a nation of obese prudes.

2012-09-06 1:25 PM
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csharp1171 - 2012-09-06 1:30 PM There's one fellow out the Y that just has to dry his ball sack with the hair dryer.

Wow, I'm glad I'm a woman.

2012-09-06 1:27 PM
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I always just whisper in my loudest whisper voice "Your balls are showing"....
2012-09-06 1:30 PM
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Bigfuzzydoug - 2012-09-06 12:32 PM

And why is that guy always 40 pounds overweight, older than 60, and has no clue as to what the term "manscaping" means.

 

I'm no longer 40 lbs overweight, still under 50 and DO know what manscaping is.  I just choose to say no!

Besides....maybe I'm just showing off.

2012-09-06 1:30 PM
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Same happens in the women's locker room too! And I don't understand i go in quickly have all my clothes ready to hop out of my wet suit as if I was in a transition at a race as fast as I can into dry clothes and quickly leave. Some of these women are just walking all around doing who knows what just walking around completely naked... and it is never the fit young good body ones either! Ugh!


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2012-09-06 1:32 PM
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Tom Demerly. - 2012-09-06 12:36 PM

You know what, I'm going to meet fire with fire on this one.

If you swim at my pool, be warned.

Tonight: Loud and Proud.

I dare you to add some decorations.....

2012-09-06 1:37 PM
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I have the guy who showers without closing the curtains while facing out, as if he is there on display for anyone who is interested.

-How bout close the curtain or turn around.

Then theres the guy who stands completely nude and decides hes going to do his grooming at the gym on saturday at 10 am. Full on shave w/ shaving cream (im talking about his face).

 

2012-09-06 1:38 PM
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This thread is like driving by a car accident.  There is no way I could stop from reading the whole thing.

Just yesterday I was at the Y and when I was done working out, went back into the locker room, and there is a sweaty naked old dude sitting on the bench right by my locker.  All gray short and curlies hanging out within 1 foot of my clean clothes (through the locker door of course) and I could not get to them.  I polietly said, that's my locker, could you skooch over?  So he drags his sweaty C&B's across the bench and says "there's some room". 

The image is still burned into my eyes.

 

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