You know you are officially a tri-dork when: (Page 7)

I'm only new to triathlon so I don't know what tri-dork behaviour is.  The only thing that I do is when I'm driving in heavy traffic if a runner goes past me, I start my stop watch (which I wear all the time).  When I drive past them again I look at the trip meter on the car, and time taken, to work out their KM rate. I have been known to time other people swimming laps to get their 100 rate as well.

I also make up reasons to tinker with my bike, to the point where my 5 year old son busted me and told his mum after she had told me to leave the F*)(&&^ing thing alone.

If you are a tri dork is it can it be cured, or does it only get worse.

numbers saved in your cell include: one running shop, two swimming pools, your OWS centre, and 4 bike shops.

and you think this is perfectly normal/sensible

you know you're a tri dork when you're a grown man and your wife walks in from shopping and catches you crying on the couch watching tv- and when she looks at the tv its the IRONMAN!

This is a friend of mine of course that told me this happened

Or call the hotel to ask how long the hotel pool is, followed by the question of "Is that meters or yards?"  Or explaining to the staff (different hotel) that advertising a 'lap pool' but it only being 15yards is just wrong.

Being told you'll need to visit relatives in another city to introduce them to the new baby, your first thought is to grab a recent tri magazine and look at the race list for that city, rather than checking work schedules or anyone else's plans.

Finally a legitimate use for accelerade.

Told my wife that I would rather stay up and watch the 14-17 hour finishers for IMLP while chatting with friends than go to bed with her.