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2006-08-17 9:43 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
AcesFull - 2006-08-16 6:28 PM

Told my wife that I would rather stay up and watch the 14-17 hour finishers for IMLP while chatting with friends than go to bed with her.

This is just wrong.





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2006-08-17 9:53 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:

You're at a concert with your girlfriend and you really dig the song. You set the timer on your watch and count the beats to see if it's close to 90 bpm because you want to add it to your running play list.

For your birthday, instead of gifts, you ask family members to pay registration fees for races.

 

2006-08-17 10:02 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:

You analyze every runner you see while driving to see if they are evolution/chi/pose running or not.

Ditto with cyclists to see if they are spinners or mashers / maintaining good form.

Jewel has Clif bars on sale (right now!) 10 for 10 bucks and you buy 10 and now you are out.  2 days later.  (Carrot Cake - yum!)

You talk to a friend you haven't talked to in about 6 months and he asks what's new and you say "I've got a big race on Sunday." and then he says "didn't you have a kid recently?"  and you say "Oh yeah, Josh is 4 months old."

 

 

2006-08-18 10:20 AM
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christyr1978 - 2006-08-08 12:58 PM When you go through the checkout at the grocery store with a full cart of food, and someone asks you how many kids you have, and compliments you for feeding them such healthy food. You then respond with, "Um, I'm single. This is all for me..." They proceed to make comments about your size and say things like, "You can't be serious. Surely at your size you don't eat much!" Some people will just never understand the cost of combining a high metabolism with triathlon training...

This has happened to my husband and I more than once, especially because we only do the "big" shopping every 3 weeks or so.  When we wheel up with (often) 2 carts, the supermarket people laugh, we laugh, the person behind us in line looks horrified. 

Moreover, two years ago I purchased a 5-seater Honda CRV, which with darling husband, dog, and triathlon gear BAREly fits anything else.  I'm going to have to get a bigger vehicle when children become part of the picture; either that, or strap them to the roof.

 

2006-08-18 12:12 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
Your kids yell at you every time from the back seat of the van "Don't even think about the Tri Store" as you are coming up on the exit for it on your way somewhere else.
2006-08-18 5:38 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
CubeFarmGopher - 2006-08-16 5:12 PM

AcesFull - 2006-08-16 12:44 PM
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you know you're a tri dork when you're a grown man and your wife walks in from shopping and catches you crying on the couch watching tv- and when she looks at the tv its the IRONMAN!

New to triathlon this year.  Watched 2005 Kona last week.  Cried three times.

Told my wife that I would rather stay up and watch the 14-17 hour finishers for IMLP while chatting with friends than go to bed with her.



When I left my house at 9:00pm to watch the last hours of IMAZ my wife thought I was cheating on her! She didn't believe me when I said I wanted to go and cheer on the final finishers.


2006-08-18 9:40 PM
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ginac007 - 2006-08-16 12:29 PM

Oh, and one more...... tell my hubby I don't think we'll be trying for kid #2, maybe ever, because my newfound fantastic hobby won't allow the down time. Don't know how that will go over. Is that terrible?


LOL! just remember to take the BC pills and keep on training!

Do your first ironman and then compare childbirth/labor to the race on BT in your race report.
2006-08-20 12:43 PM
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CalgaryRunner - 2006-08-18 11:12 AM

Your kids yell at you every time from the back seat of the van "Don't even think about the Tri Store" as you are coming up on the exit for it on your way somewhere else.



Did they get that from my wife ? LOL
2006-08-20 1:09 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
When you see an aquaintance on the street and stop to tell him about the tri's you've done  but forget to tell him that you got engaged this summer!
2006-08-20 4:46 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
ginac007 - 2006-08-16 11:29 AM

Hope to win the lottery, not to live like the rich and famous.... so I could quit my job and have more time to train!



That's funny, Steph and I were discussing this topic today as we passed a billboard touting the $51mm kitty. Sigh...I can only imaging bringing home roughly $25mm after-tax, quiting banking to become a full-time Age Grouper.

Talk about a Walter Mitty syndrome.


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2006-08-20 11:31 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
When this is what a shelf in the garage looks like and you train during the witner in Seattle (treadmill and CompuTrainer pointed at the TV and Stereo)

I just can not wait... for training this winter for IMAZ.

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2006-08-20 11:37 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
sappho96 - 2006-08-11 7:40 AM

numbers saved in your cell include: one running shop, two swimming pools, your OWS centre, and 4 bike shops.

and you think this is perfectly normal/sensible



hahaha! Out of the maybe 10 phone numbers I saved in my UK mobile, 4 were tri people, 1 was Up & Running in Belfast, and one was the Queen's PE Centre, and one was the bike rental place.
2006-08-20 11:41 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
magic - 2006-08-20 10:31 PM

When this is what a shelf in the garage looks like and you train during the witner in Seattle (treadmill and CompuTrainer pointed at the TV and Stereo)

I just can not wait... for training this winter for IMAZ.



That is just awesome !!
2006-08-21 12:25 AM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
magic - 2006-08-20 10:31 PM

When this is what a shelf in the garage looks like and you train during the witner in Seattle (treadmill and CompuTrainer pointed at the TV and Stereo)

I just can not wait... for training this winter for IMAZ.

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Your garage looks perfect to me!



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2006-08-24 11:53 AM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
.....when you give away a bed on Craigslist (yesterday) and the nice guy who comes to pick it up at your house asks if you've just done a triathlon....

Ummm.DUH ! I am scratching my head wondering how he knew as we hadn't walked past my bikes in the basement yet to get the bed. I asked him pointedly how he knew and he told me (as I cringe inside) "your legs still have marker on them ("BT" on the right calf and my ago on the other). I was re-inserted into Dorkdom.

So what did we do next, as he is trying to secure the bed on his SUV and get his kid back home for bed time ? Talk about his HIM and Sprint races that he did last year for an hour plus on the driveway ! His son did a kiddy tri too, but he wasn't impressed as his eues looked like they were glassing over at 9:15 pm
2006-08-24 12:28 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
The owner of your local tri store is the co-signer on your 2nd mortgage.


2006-08-26 11:09 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
You go out of town to visit family and you Anounce to everyone that you have to run only 3 times when you are there. They don't give a .......if you run or sleep

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2006-08-27 2:59 AM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:

I'm pleading guilty to these two!

You know you're a tri-dork when:

  • You haven't even done your first tri yet, but you are already trying to decide where you'll put your m-dot tattoo when you've completed your first Ironman. 
  • You look at everyone who is slightly more overweight than you, and you think "Yup, I could beat you on the bike".

I'm an embarrassment!!

2006-08-28 7:31 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
magic - 2006-08-20 10:31 PM

When this is what a shelf in the garage looks like and you train during the witner in Seattle (treadmill and CompuTrainer pointed at the TV and Stereo)


  • Where's the indoor pool?
    2006-08-28 8:57 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:

    When you balk at your kids getting more involved in hockey because you loathe the idea of the 6am Sunday morning hockey games 2 hours away,

    but you'll gladly sign up for a triathlon that requires the same level of "commitment"

    2006-08-29 12:52 AM
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    Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
    I don't know if this has been mentioned, but I went to get glasses frames. I was looking through all the frames and I didn't see any carbon fiber, so I opted for the light, yet strong Titanium.


    2006-08-30 5:03 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
    Even though you've never ever wanted a tattoo of any type, you start thinking about the possibility of doing an IM one day just so you can have the M-Dot.
    2006-08-30 6:00 PM
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    Tri_Wombat - 2006-08-30 4:03 PM Even though you've never ever wanted a tattoo of any type, you start thinking about the possibility of doing an IM one day just so you can have the M-Dot.

    +1

    2006-08-30 9:09 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
    When you ask your wife to teach you how to shave your legs.

    This is a big deal for me since I have previously teased other guys for doing this when they had a "good" reason
    2006-08-30 9:52 PM
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    Subject: RE: You know you are officially a tri-dork when:
    crash719 - 2006-08-30 8:09 PM

    When you ask your wife to teach you how to shave your legs.



    ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man,
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