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2014-01-30 3:52 PM

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Some high quality stuff in this compilation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8


2014-01-30 3:55 PM
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
2014-01-30 4:35 PM
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I don't know if it's in there, but I've been lucky enough to be able to use:

"You're literally too stupid to insult"

2014-01-30 7:31 PM
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Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Pool, pond.  Pond would be good for you.

Looks good on you, though.

All from one movie.

There is no way that you came from my loins.  When I see your Momma, I'ma punch her right in the mouth.

2014-01-30 10:02 PM
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Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Pool, pond.  Pond would be good for you.

Looks good on you, though.

All from one movie.

There is no way that you came from my loins.  When I see your Momma, I'ma punch her right in the mouth.

CaddyShack is STILL funny as sh$t.

2014-01-31 1:59 AM
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Billy Madison still wins.

"May God have mercy on your soul."


2014-01-31 5:47 AM
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"Stuck-up, half-witted scruffy looking nerd herder."
2014-01-31 8:27 AM
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Uncle Buck's insult is pretty strong.

2014-01-31 8:59 AM
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Son of a motherless goat!
2014-01-31 9:34 AM
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The rant on National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:


Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey he is! Hallelujah! Holy ! Where's the Tylenol?
2014-01-31 1:47 PM
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"I will use small words to be sure that you understand you wart hogged face baffoon".

 

Dread Pirate Roberts

 



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2014-01-31 2:06 PM
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Does Barry Manilow know that you raided his wardrobe?

Hey laser lips....  Your mother was a snowblower.

You play ball like a girl!!

 

 

2014-01-31 3:43 PM
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Originally posted by pga_mike

Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Pool, pond.  Pond would be good for you.

Looks good on you, though.

All from one movie.

There is no way that you came from my loins.  When I see your Momma, I'ma punch her right in the mouth.




I bet you were something before electricity

A hat like that should come with a free bowl of soup.

I've sent boys your age to the electric chair.
2014-01-31 4:48 PM
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Originally posted by siouxcityhawk

Does Barry Manilow know that you raided his wardrobe?

Hey laser lips....  Your mother was a snowblower.

You play ball like a girl!!

 

 

 

Haha, loved Short Circuit when I was a kid!

2014-01-31 10:13 PM
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"If I even thought about you, it wouldn't be that I hate you" - Rick in Casablanca
2014-02-01 10:26 PM
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I've always liked Clint's line in White Hunter Black Heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK7P02QyfyY

 



2014-02-02 11:05 AM
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Not repeatable here, but Linda Blair delivers a good one in The Exorcist, starting with "Your mother" and ending with "in hell."



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2014-02-02 1:41 PM
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The movie, Shallow Hal brings to a mind a ton of insults...too many to name!
haha
2014-02-02 2:59 PM
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Who's the U-boat Commander? Risky Business
2014-02-03 9:33 AM
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that was fantastic!!!!

2014-02-03 11:42 AM
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I love the one from Casablanca:


"You despise me, don't you?"

"If I gave you any thought, I probably would."


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