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2006-08-08 8:59 PM

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Subject: Ode To My Toenails

Ode To My Toenails

Where once I had ten now seven reside, I ran a marathon and three of them died.

Two are growing back but one's not so sure, I think it's waiting for a LSR cure.

But it doesn't know I've come up with a plan, in 2007 the CDA Ironman.

So give me ten toenails, or seven, or one, I'll never rest 'til my Ironman is run. 



2006-08-08 9:23 PM
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Funny stuff...

Dude, sorry about your toenails.

2006-08-09 9:37 AM
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How about posting a picture of those bad boys!!
2006-08-09 1:34 PM
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LMAO! That is a fantastic poem!!! Good job!
But sorry to hear about the nails... Hope they grow back in time to be punished again!
2006-08-09 1:40 PM
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Hilarious! Awesome poem. One of my nails turned a funky color after my marathon, but so far it's holding on. Your poor toes.
2006-08-09 2:07 PM
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Subject: RE: Ode To My Toenails
I keep losing mine too. Usually they fall off when the new one grows under, but I lost one on my big toe with no replacement in sight. Toe looks really creepy that way.


2006-08-09 2:12 PM
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Been there!  In my case I discovered I was wearing shoes that were Way too small.  Good luck on IMCA.

and might I add, as a girl, it's really sad to lose toenails...... pedicures being such a delightful accessory.   

2006-08-09 4:20 PM
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Great ode --- sorry to hear about your loss.

I have had all ten toenails for almost two months now, but this morning I dropped a kayak onto one of the big ones so I might be going down to nine again.
2006-08-09 5:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Ode To My Toenails
The only picture I have is of them when they were just purple. #'s 2 and 3 on the right and #2 on the left.
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