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2006-08-31 9:24 PM

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COURT JESTER
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Almost ready for sleep time and thought I'd get a jump on Friday's Funnies....

 





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2006-08-31 9:28 PM
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I'm no mathematician, but... this looks about right.

 





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2006-08-31 9:31 PM
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COURT JESTER
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YUP....That has the same math as the one i have. 
2006-08-31 9:55 PM
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A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2006-08-31 11:12 PM
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Oh, thats really good! I wasn't expecting that!

2006-09-01 6:32 AM
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Tri'nNC - 2006-08-31 10:55 PM 

 "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The song "My dingaling" comes to mind.



2006-09-01 7:07 AM
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Thanks for the laughs!!!
2006-09-01 8:12 AM
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COURT JESTER
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Report:   Lance Armstrong was spotted at a concert with Paris Hiltion as his date.

Headline:  After winning 7 TdF races, Armstrong should have no problems riding into Paris.

2006-09-01 8:42 AM
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Happy Friday all...Here's another that cracked me up!

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F**KING GOING!"

2006-09-01 4:48 PM
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Silly Aggies.....



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2006-09-01 4:57 PM
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And one more:

I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at HEB and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.


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