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2006-09-18 9:17 AM

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Subject: BT "Caption This" Contest #2

Ding! Ding! Round number 2.

Please add your own caption to the photo below. I will pick a winner in a few days. Remember the winner is unapologetically chosen in a subjective and biased manner. Again, no wagering.



2006-09-18 9:31 AM
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Nixon: 

Allright Elvis, I'll show you one more time. Move you hips like so, and so, and uh! uh! ugh!!!

 

Elvis: 

Ok, I think I got it. Like this, and this, and... Damn!

2006-09-18 9:33 AM
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Nixon:  So it's a club?  For hair?

Elvis:  Yes Mr. President...for men only.



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2006-09-18 9:45 AM
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I like Mac's... This week I got nuthin....
2006-09-18 10:36 AM
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Elvis:  Hey Richie, I'll go sweet talk them two honeys on the right into coming up to the Oval Office, you go to the kitchen and get us all some fried chicken.

Nixon:  I am not a cook!

 

2006-09-18 10:57 AM
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Nixon: Back off ladies, he's married.

Elvis: Shut up, cock block!

2006-09-18 11:42 AM
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Nixon: ...and another nice thing about being president is that I get a lifetime supply of bacon. Help yourself.

Elvis: Thank you. Thank you very much.

2006-09-18 12:31 PM
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Nixon: I love you.

Elvis: I love you too.

2006-09-18 12:47 PM
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"What kinda name is that anyway? Elvis. Ha!" "Shut up, Dick."
2006-09-18 12:53 PM
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Nixon: Pardon me, aren't you Elvis?

Elvis: Yes I am the King, but that is not one of my powers.
2006-09-18 1:37 PM
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Nixon: "All the good things I did and the only thing they remember is Watergate!"

Elvis: "I hear ya! I will never live down dieing on the toilet!"


OR


Nixon: "It's good to be the President!"

Elvis: "It's good to be the King!!"



~Mike

2006-09-18 3:23 PM
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Nixon: I'll give ya $50 for the peacock suit.

Elvis: Toss in a couple of fried peanut butter sandwiches and some bennies, and it's yours!
2006-09-18 3:26 PM
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Nixon: That is right Elvis, you are now a officer in the DEA.

 

Elvis: Does this mean I can't arrest myself???

2006-09-18 5:08 PM
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Nixon: Its great to meet such a great recording artist as "The King".  You know, I put out my own tape recordings once. 

Elvis: Doh!

2006-09-19 5:30 PM
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Nixon: Smile for the camera!
Elvis: Something is brushing against my leg.
Nixon: That's just Checkers.


Nixon: You know I'm a big fan of yours.
Elvis: I'm going to throw up.


Elvis: I'm playing in Vegas.
Nixon: But can you play in Peoria?


Nixon: OK Squint a little. Smile. Relax your vocal chords. Now say "I am not a drug addict."
Elvis: "I ran up a dug attic."


Nixon: I prefer button down collars.
Elvis: I prefer females.


Nixon: In politics, we refer to this as a "photo-op".
Elvis: Ya know that does sound better than "purgatory".


Nixon: Pat, I'd like you to meet Mr. Presley.
Elvis: Mercy!


Nixon: So what's the pulse in Memphis?
Elvis: Barely readable.


Elvis: So how much do I have to pay to have Graceland declared a National Monument?
Nixon: Oooooo...we don't use that word "payment" here in Washington, think of it as a little tax deductible donation to a really really good cause.



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2006-09-19 7:56 PM
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Nixon: Elvis....you ever seen a grown man naked?

Elvis: No Dick, I haven't; but I have been in a Turkish prison.

2006-09-19 8:10 PM
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"Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!"
2006-09-19 8:13 PM
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2006-09-20 4:54 AM
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Nixon: I love these communal toilets

 Elvis: Yeah, I could just sit here forever. Can you pass a flag over.

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