The Top 10 Ways to tell a Power Bar from a Dog Turd

Found this while 'working' - Juvenile but hit the spot on this particular Friday.

The Top 10 Ways to tell a Power Bar from a Dog Turd

1.Power Bars cost $1.69. Dog turds are free.
2. Power Bars have shiny wrappers. Dog turds don't.
3. A fly will eat a dog turd. I've never seen a fly eat a Power Bar.
4. Dog turds get slippery when wet.
5. Power Bars come in 5 delicious flavors. Dog turds only come in 1.
6. Power Bars hold their shape in a jersey pocket much better than dog turds.
7. Dog turds won't damage a lawn mower blade. The jury is still out on Power Bars.
8. You won't find a Power Bar sitting on the ground in the park.
9. Dog turds are made of naturally occurring substances.
10. Dog turds are biodegradeable.
You don't get a dog turd in the April issue of Miroir du Ciclisme.