Clint/JCBolton, list your upcoming races

Next up is the White Rock Marathon.  And if Gary wins, trust me, there is no conspiracy... 

Seriously though, the string is over.  I'm feeling the positive vibes.  Good things are on the horizon!

I told Clint about the pace groups so he will be staying with the 4 hr pace group. Everything will be going fine until they get to the lake. I freak gust of wind will blow the sign out of the pace leaders hand. The sign will catch Clint's left ear just right and cleanly slice it off. Being the trooper he is, Clint will pick up the ear and at the next aid station and he will pack it in ice. He will run the rest of the marathon and make his 4 hr goal, all the time carrying the ear in the ice filled cup. After the race, he will go to the ER were the ear is reattached with no complications. Put me down for $20.

clint translator

Good karma = minor injury

i'm still thinking paper cup injury , or he gets distracted at the 19 mile aide station which is "manned" by hooter girls, and trips over the painted line on the road. and gets minor road rash on his hands breaking his fall.. or some sort of whiplash to the neck at that aid station as the cute girls notice his Yanks and comment on the studly tri-guy..

I wouldn't make this bet with Aaron!  Sorry man, but I'm looking out for the people. 

but what about the dogs... I can see him spilling either some gu's or gatoraid on his shirt/shorts and someone dog runs out and trips him by wrapping the leash around his legs....

I can also see me laughing so hard about all of this, falling myself... but out of the reach of aarrrons camera so there will be no photo proof..

if all else fails I'll photoshop an injury to his race photo..

I'll likely be at White Rock and slightly inebriated so I can help facilitate some of these predictions.

Sorry Clint.  Just trying to make a buck here.

This is what you call love!?!?