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2007-12-15 9:08 PM

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Subject: My Annual Christmas Gift to the BT Community

The Twelve Days of Triathlon

On the first day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
A Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the second day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Two tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the third day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the fourth day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the fifth day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the sixth day of Triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the seventh day of Triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the eighth day of Triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Eight miles of running  
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the ninth day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Nine hours of spinning,
Eight miles of running 
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the tenth day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Ten speeds a-shifting,
Nine hours a-spinning,
Eight miles of running 
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the eleventh day of triathlon,
my coach gave to me
Eleven placers placing ,
Ten speeds a-shifting,
Nine hours a-spinning,
Eight miles of running 
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

On the twelfth day of triathlon,

My coach gave to me

Twelve timers timing,

Eleven placers placing ,
Ten speeds a-shifting,
Nine hours a-spinning,
Eight miles of running 
Seven strokes a-swimming,
Six Sponsors paying,
Five Bladed Spokes,

Four Powerades,
Three Hammer Gels,
Two Tubeless tires,
And a Kona Ironman lottery.

 

The End



2007-12-15 10:22 PM
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Subject: RE: My Annual Christmas Gift to the BT Community
Very nice job, Rev.
2007-12-16 7:21 AM
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Royal(PITA)
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Subject: RE: My Annual Christmas Gift to the BT Community
very nice! though I'm not up for 8 miles running and 9 hours spinning at this point---maybe a future goal?
2007-12-16 10:11 AM
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What a great coach!

2007-12-18 4:45 PM
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Elite
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2007-12-18 5:34 PM
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Very Nice. Gotta love that coach!


2007-12-19 9:47 AM
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8 miles of running Im ok with but the nine hours of spinning is a bit much dont you think?


2007-12-19 1:57 PM
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Wow 12 lottery spots? your bound to get in.
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