Nuts!
BY: surfwallace on 2006-05-18 3:48 PM

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/14606899.htm

Maybe I should have put this under the evading the yank thread.

Edited by surfwallace 2006-05-18 3:49 PM

RE: Nuts!
BY: Scout7 on 2006-05-18 3:51 PM

Oh yeah, they were talking about this on the radio this morning. Funny stuff!!!

Hey, maybe we should send this Tirent, part of his picking up girls at the grocery kick.
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RE: Nuts!
BY: Zilla on 2006-05-18 3:56 PM

"She got to be crazy," said Dionne Martin, 18, who basked in the spring sunshine on friend Rochelle Odd's porch steps.

Odd, 21, agreed: "That woman was crazy, but I'm on her side. I don't think no guy deserves to have his balls ripped off. But she's got to be deep in love - that's what would make a woman do this. If they was together all those years and he cheated on her, she wanted him to feel what she was feeling. There's a lesson to be learned here: Don't cheat on your woman."

Nothin' says "I love you" like rippin' your man's sac off.

Edited by Zilla 2006-05-18 3:58 PM

RE: Nuts!
BY: kimj81 on 2006-05-18 4:05 PM

"I used to think the good times outweighed the bad times, but something like this, you can't get over," he said. "I'm going to prosecute."

Uhhhhh, yeah!

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I feel really sorry for the guy. He's just trying to sleep and his wacko wife comes and attacks his poor balls. Sheeeesh....

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RE: Nuts!
BY: Spokes on 2006-05-18 4:06 PM

Hmmmm.... this could make a VERY good sig line.

RE: Nuts!
BY: surfwallace on 2006-05-18 4:08 PM

There is so much good material in there but this is my favorite:

"I'm just stunned. Of all people, why would a woman do this to her husband?"

I know he was all morphined up and probably not making much sense at all but seriously who the hell else is she going to do that to. Keep your crazy b!tch away from my sac.

RE: Nuts!
BY: betyoursilver on 2006-05-18 4:48 PM

"She'll probably blame her mental illness," he said. "She's bipolar, and she doesn't take her meds."

 Of course....

RE: Nuts!
BY: kimj81 on 2006-05-18 5:15 PM

Yeah, from the looks of your avatar, you've got it covered all by yourself.

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RE: Nuts!
BY: ChuckyFinster on 2006-05-18 5:51 PM

The man's worst nightmare was realized. I love the Bobbit cross-over. Dude went from no pee-pee to porn star?


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