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POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
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I have no idea1 Votes - [6.67%]
I've got three words for you! Fiii-yiiii-yine!!!!2 Votes - [13.33%]
My HR goes up when I talk to you1 Votes - [6.67%]
DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaammmnnnnnn!!!!4 Votes - [26.67%]
Do you workout?3 Votes - [20%]
"jeng! miscullen! wait uuuppp!!"4 Votes - [26.67%]
This is a multiple choice poll.

2005-06-22 11:51 AM

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Buttercup
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Subject: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy

Believe it or not, I am quite the shy type in person (hush, peanut gallery!). I know nothing about catcalls, other than some of the filthy things that occassionally run through my mind quite spontaneously as I'm passing athletic eye candy.

I am thinking about expanding my repertoire to include catcalling the cutey-booty runners and cyclists on my training venues. So, what's your favorite catcall?

Please, catcalls must be witty and clever. Extra points for double entendres. If you must be base, be scorchingly base.



Edited by Renee 2005-06-22 12:02 PM


2005-06-22 11:55 AM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
I can't really help, but speaking of double entendres, I have a t-shirt that says "If you tap it, they will come." It has a picture of a keg, but I don't think that's what they really meant.

HD
2005-06-22 12:03 PM
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That made me burst out laughing!
2005-06-22 12:06 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
I posted a favorite of a friend of mine.... so I can't take credit, but I like it. It's funny, but not likely to get you into too much trouble. Bonus: you can say it without checking if there are children about....
2005-06-22 12:43 PM
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Hmmm... maybe the problem is the guys are reluctant to think of cat-calls for guys...

2005-06-22 12:47 PM
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"Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see!"


2005-06-22 12:55 PM
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Really cheesy pick up line:

"I'm glad that I was wearing my HRM, because now I know that my heart skipped a beat when I saw you running my towards me."
2005-06-22 12:58 PM
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That is a line worthy of your avatar.
2005-06-22 1:03 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy

I already submitted one above and then thought of this one for you Renee. Not a cat call though....

When you see the "meat" you would like to follow: "Excuse me, may I follow you? I need to work on improving my pace."

I do that I can to help.

2005-06-22 1:06 PM
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tupuppy - 2005-06-22 1:03 PM

I already submitted one above and then thought of this one for you Renee. Not a cat call though....

When you see the "meat" you would like to follow: "Excuse me, may I follow you? I need to work on improving my pace."

I do that I can to help.



How about "Can I follow you so I can stare at your ass?"

What?

HD
2005-06-22 1:14 PM
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Heavy-Dee - 2005-06-22 1:06 PM How about "Can I follow you so I can stare at your ass?" What? HD

I like this one.



2005-06-22 1:15 PM
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2005-06-22 1:18 PM
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- 2005-06-22 1:15 PM

While someone is running? "do you work out?" Love it..

Love your pace wanna s#@$%

Do you move that fast in bed?



Very nice. Even better coming from a chick.

HD
2005-06-22 1:18 PM
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"How much sleep do I need to let you get so you can recover from the workout I'm gonna give you?"

"What would you like for breakfast as a recovery meal?"

2005-06-22 1:21 PM
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"Nice shoes. Wanna #$#!?"
2005-06-22 1:22 PM
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Heavy-Dee - 2005-06-22 12:21 PM "Nice shoes. Wanna #$#!?"

Heard a guy use that one in college...the girl walked away laughing.   It's a looooong shot to work.



2005-06-22 1:24 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
Bear in mind that they need to be quick/short enough for me to say while I am cruising by on my bike (or running in opposite directions).
2005-06-22 1:25 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy

"FOLLOW ME!!!"

short, sweet and simple

2005-06-22 1:30 PM
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2005-06-22 1:55 PM
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Renee - 2005-06-22 1:24 PM

Bear in mind that they need to be quick/short enough for me to say while I am cruising by on my bike (or running in opposite directions).


"feel free to use my ass as a guide to the finish line"
2005-06-22 4:04 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
I don't know Renee I still like the flat tire ploy....


2005-06-22 4:29 PM
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LOL Sue. Are the guys as plentiful at Flatwoods? If not, I'm not going.
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2005-06-22 7:47 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
How bout:
That's tight.....and the lycra's nice too
2005-06-22 10:26 PM
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Subject: RE: POLL: Catcalls for athletic eye candy
just added mine.


2005-06-22 10:32 PM
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