Time trial bike holders

Did anyone else have visions of a utopian transition area when they saw they lovely ladies holding the rear wheels of the riders at the start of the time trials...with their knees.... Oh my goodness. Human bike racks. Can you imagine? "Here...give me those goggles. Here's your helmet. Let me dry you off a bit and slather you with sunblock. Okay, one minute now...get going! I'll be right HERE when you get back!" Of course there would be studs a plenty in the ladies transition as well. Gotta be fair.