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2014-03-18 11:29 AM
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When you workout for three hours on Saturday morning, shower and make breakfast before everyone else in the house wakes up. Then when they do wake up they ask you if you are going to workout today.


2014-03-18 11:33 AM
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When you workout for three hours on Saturday morning, shower and make breakfast before everyone else in the house wakes up. Then when they do wake up they ask you if you are going to workout today.
....and you are relieved to tell them you just have a "quick 1 hour run".
2014-03-18 12:35 PM
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At work I time myself from one end of the building to another. I run through the hall in aero position, grab a coffee from an innocent bystander, slam half of it, then toss the mug over my shoulder. When I get to the end of the building I do a flip turn and repeat.

I just set a PR.

TSS 100 and sustained watts of 300. My Garmin said my HR zones were optimal, but my cadence was low. Any advice? My office workout logs are all up to date, feel free to check them.
2014-03-18 1:32 PM
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You see a 26.2 sticker on a car and think, "that's all?"
2014-03-18 1:32 PM
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You go through more razors shaving your legs than your wife.
2014-03-18 1:42 PM
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....When you see a decal on a SUV that says LT and your first thought is Lactic Threshold NOT Lake Tahoe.


2014-03-18 1:42 PM
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Your entire social circle has done at least one ironman and you think that is totally normal

2014-03-18 2:14 PM
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OK, some of you people are just weird. Just sayin'.....

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2014-03-18 3:36 PM
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Ok, I'll play:

  • You left the house forgetting to repack your gym bag and realize that the only clothes are the skanky nasty stinky ones from yesterday and don't think twice about using them  (happened today to me).
  • People ask you what your next event is and you use phrases like:  Just a Sprint, or a good training day Oly, or just a century ride.
  • You have no problem spending precious work hours on BT
  • Your wife wears a t-shirt that says "Triathlete Widow"
  • Dollar Shave club considers me a "valued" customer.
  • You know what:  HTFU, T.I.T.S, RPE, V02, and various other obscure phrases mean.

LOL.  Have a great day!

 

2014-03-18 8:34 PM
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You have more swim caps than you do hats.

During a workout, someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.

2014-03-19 1:36 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are a triathlete when... (add comment)
Originally posted by b2run



During a workout, someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.




Um, NO!!! Lol.


2014-03-19 2:26 PM
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Originally posted by b2run



During a workout, someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.




Um, NO!!! Lol.

how does someone's sweat fall on you!?!? I can only think of one way and it's not from tri-training, well not traditional training at least.
2014-03-19 2:28 PM
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Originally posted by Danno77
Originally posted by EV3110
Originally posted by b2run During a workout, someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.
Um, NO!!! Lol.
how does someone's sweat fall on you!?!? I can only think of one way and it's not from tri-training, well not traditional training at least.

see in my relationship we call that cross training

2014-03-19 4:49 PM
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Originally posted by dmiller5

Originally posted by Danno77
Originally posted by EV3110
Originally posted by b2run During a workout, someone else's sweat falls on you and you find it refreshing.
Um, NO!!! Lol.
how does someone's sweat fall on you!?!? I can only think of one way and it's not from tri-training, well not traditional training at least.

see in my relationship we call that cross training

 

Oh come on people you must not be working hard enough in spin class then if you have accidentally been the cause of sweat flying across the room :P

2014-03-21 12:59 PM
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Subject: RE: You know you are a triathlete when... (add comment)
When you can't wait for weekend plans...a 10 mile run Friday night, followed by a 50 mile bike + 2 mile run brick on Saturday. And you'll be done by 10 am
2014-03-21 1:52 PM
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Ride behind me on a warm day and you will get a shower. Hmm now I know why I continually drop everyone while riding in the heat.



2014-03-21 3:25 PM
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You sometimes try to hide yet another swim workout from your spouse the way some people try to hide marital affairs (Is that chlorine I smell? You've been swimming again, haven't you?).
2014-03-21 3:42 PM
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You're so tired during a big week that you put your shirt - AND your sweatshirt - on backwards after swimming and don't notice until you get funny looks and look down. 

Then you do it again later the same day after your run.  <facepalm>

(Yep, that was yesterday for me).

Matt

2014-03-21 3:53 PM
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Friends and Family try to find a date for an event that works for everyone during the spring/summer but nothing works for you because you already have a race booked. They think they are being proactive planning 5 months out but your race schedule has already been set for months.
2014-03-21 4:43 PM
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--When you skip a shower after working out because you are just going to work out again later that day.
--In the middle of your work day you realize you have your heart rate monitor strapped to your chest.
2014-03-21 5:12 PM
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Originally posted by Jonathan7 --When you skip a shower after working out because you are just going to work out again later that day. --In the middle of your work day you realize you have your heart rate monitor strapped to your chest.

 

Finished my lunch run today, got pulled into a meeting before I was able to get in the showers. About half way into the meeting I had to take my HR monitor off. It was driving me crazy.) I got some funny looks there. But then again I was wearing a florescent blue top and purple running shorts. People already were looking at me funny.



2014-03-21 5:13 PM
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When you hop off your bike after a local century ride, and run 6 miles as part of your weekly brick.
2014-03-21 5:13 PM
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You go to work to rest
2014-03-21 5:24 PM
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You look all over for your cooking spray and find it a week later in your race bag .

Your 4 year old learns to ride a bike and bends over to ride in aero position.

2014-03-21 6:47 PM
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Saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "OWS". I assumed he was an Open Water Swimmer ends up he was a Occupy Wall Street hippy.
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I went into the pool area (as this was a pool swim) and got body marked. That's when it hit me that I was there to race - this was not a clinic.