A little tri humor???

But still, Jesus would be giving up seven minutes per mile to someone that can run on water.

TV marathons are grueling.

wait, according to the date on the jesus one wouldnt he already have been crucified?

Looks like someone needs to bone up on their Bible studies!

This looks like a hijack...Back to the hijinks please!

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TRIATHLON FEVER WHEN...

* You put your swim goggles on, just to turn on the lawn sprinkler.
* You assign wave-starting times for your kids to run through the sprinkler.
* You lay out your pajamas on a towel, transition-style, on the floor next to your bed.
* You eat over the table in the aero-position.
* Even during fine dining, you drink out of a bike bottle.
* Your church shoes are Look and SPD compatible.
* Your idea of candy is Powerbars and Powergels.
* You record nightly splits for getting ready for bed such as bathing, brushing your teeth, and putting on pajamas.
* You bring clip-on aerobars to the grocery for the cart.
* You do a 10K in a Speedo.
* You buy a car to match your bike.
* Your most important accessory on that new car is the bike rack.
* You wear a heart rate monitor to mow the lawn.
* You consider standing in the Communion line at Church as drafting.
* You require your employees to complete a triathlon for their yearly raise.
* You show up at a formal social function in a Quintana Roo Longjohn.
* You believe that golfers should have to swim, bike, and/or run after their golf balls.
* You believe that a weekly prime time TV drama should have a triathlon basis.
* You thought that Viagra was for keeping up with the race leaders.
* You believe that Disney World should have a Triathlon Kingdom.
* You believe that all motels should be required to have at least a 25-meter lap pool.
* You show up with your goggles and bicycle, at run races.
* You tell everyone that your athletic background is triathlon.

Look me up when you get there.

I fell off a threadmill on a cruise ship. It was the second day and I needed to keep up the miles as I had an upcoming half marathon. The gym was packed and of course the threadmills were all up the front. I had plenty of experience running on the road and it was years since I was on a threadmill. When I first came down I fell badly on my knee and then trying to regain my balance I put my hand back on the track only to be pushed violently backwards, landing on my back.

A very embarrising moment but quite comical. All I could do was laugh at my stupidity. I would have loved to have seen it myself. Pity it didn't happen on the last day as I was the only one in the gym on that day!!