Memphis in May - TriathlonOlympic


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Memphis, Tennessee
United States
Start 2 Finish, Inc.
94F / 34C
Sunny
Total Time = 2h 55m 1s
Overall Rank = /
Age Group = M 40 - 44
Age Group Rank = 112/168
Pre-race routine:

After years of staying at a hotel down in Southaven, Mississippi, to be close to where my brother lives, we finally wised up and stayed near the venue in Millington. That saved us a 45 minute drive to the venue on race morning and made the whole family a lot happier (about 45 minutes worth of sleep happier. So, of course, the first announcement of the day was predictable... the race venue is being moved to Tunica, MS, and will be run based out of Harrah's Casino.

That will be an interesting change.
Event warmup:

Warm up? At 7 am, it was 72 degrees... and predicted to rise as high as 94 degrees (it would get there and then some with the humidity, which was akin to racing in a terrarium.) So I passed on the warm up figuring that would come soon enough. Little did I know how right I was.

Oh well. I figured that at least my balky calf muscle would be nice and loose. And, as it turns out, it would also be barely needed at all.
Swim
  • 26m 48s
  • 1640 yards
  • 01m 38s / 100 yards
Comments:

As always, this was my first OWS of the season (mostly because back in Wisconsin, we're still waiting for the ice fishermen to move their shanties out of the way in May).

The short story? I kicked this swim, somehow swimming straight as an arrow and with good form throughout. In fact, I posted my fastest swim here ever. Which makes perfect sense because I went into this race training far less than ever. Next year, I figure I'll win my AG by not training at all.

What would you do differently?:

Sleep in more in the weeks leading up to race day.
Transition 1
  • 02m 40s
Comments:

The time may look like a lot, but this is a HUUUUUUUUUUGE transition area. I got out of my wetsuit smoothly and didn't miss a beat. I'd say my T1 was about dead MOP.
What would you do differently?:

I would have had a cold Caramel Light Frappucino waiting for me at my T-spot. Because that would have really hit the spot. And, as it turns out, time wasn't really a concern. I should just learn to enjoy life more.
Bike
  • 1h 12m 28s
  • 24.85 miles
  • 20.57 mile/hr
Comments:

Funny, I thought after exiting the swim, I'd be done with the water. But I seemed to take the Lake with me out on the bike. About 15 minutes into this ride, I was just gushing water like Albert Brooks getting the flop sweat in "Broadcast News". The heat was unbelievable and relentless, made all the worse because our AG was the second last to go off at race start.

As the ride progressed, I just watched my average speed drop along with the pools of sweat from my forehead. The worst part of the heat was that it was pretty obvious to me early on that my system was not going to be processing any calories today. I felt like someone blew up a ballon in my stomach and that feeling stayed with me well into the run.

I don't even think I can take away any useful info about my bike fitness from this race, as the heat was such an overwhelming factor. There's just no way a snowman like me, coming from the 50 and 60 degree temps we've had around Wisconsin lately, can prepare for or adjust to that kind of heat so early in the season.

I've probably raced in similar conditions before, but never so early into the season without any chance to acclimatize. All in all, I guess I was pretty happy to finish with a 20+ average.
What would you do differently?:

Train in a convection oven.
Transition 2
  • 01m 57s
Comments:

Well, considering I was seriously on the verge of puking infinit all over my fellow racers, this wasn't a bad time.
What would you do differently?:

On second thought, maybe puking up infinit on my fellow racers would have helped me move up a few spots. I'll put that in the memory file for next time.
Run
  • 1h 11m 9s
  • 6.21 miles
  • 11m 28s  min/mile
Comments:

This was just a death march, plain and simple. Think Beau Geste on his hands and knees, crawling though the desert searching in vain for an oasis. That was me. The scary part is, I must be a pretty good crawler to finish 124/168. Consider that my average for this rinky-dink 6.2-mile run was SLOWER than my Ironman marathon-- and that day wasn't exactly cool, either. Even people who live in the area were saying they never trained in heat that bad.

They were times when we racers must have resembled an army of slugs, just dragging our damp carcasses along up and down the hills of the course, leaving a thick, viscous trail of slime and sweat in our paths.

I tried to run when I could-- I really did-- but it just wasn't there. I was just hoping to not get heatstroke.


What would you do differently?:

Sign up for the "Alaska in May" Triathlon.
Post race
Warm down:

Warm down. Ha, that's a good one.

I retreated to the comparatively soothing coolness of a pizza oven.

What limited your ability to perform faster:

Well, it WAS kinda hot.

Event comments:

As always, the organizers put on a well-run event, although there a few more cracks in the cookie jar this year-- parking was a hassle, resulting in many racers being late to transition, and volunteer support especially at the bike water bottle exchange and other areas was lacking compared to previous years. Of course, some of the reason may be that organizers had already announced they were changing venues for the following year to Harrah's Casino in Tunica, MS. That will be a HUGE change in many ways-- it will probably take away a lot from the family-friendly "picnic" style event which has made this race so beloved to so many people, but it will also likely raise the profile and prestige of this growing race. We'll see soon enough if the trade-off was worth it. I just wish they could put a dome overhead and air-condition the damn thing.




Last updated: 2010-05-25 12:00 AM
Swimming
00:26:48 | 1640 yards | 01m 38s / 100yards
Age Group: 95/168
Overall: 0/
Performance: Good
Suit:
Course: A perfect triangle in Casper Lake, each point honoring the three triathlon activities we would be engaged in today... wheezing, panting and fainting.
Start type: Wade Plus: Time Trial
Water temp: 0F / 0C Current:
200M Perf. Good Remainder: Good
Breathing: Good Drafting: Average
Waves: Navigation: Good
Rounding: Good
T1
Time: 02:40
Performance: Average
Cap removal: Good Helmet on/
Suit off:
Yes
Wetsuit stuck? No Run with bike: Yes
Jump on bike: No
Getting up to speed: Good
Biking
01:12:28 | 24.85 miles | 20.57 mile/hr
Age Group: 107/168
Overall: 0/
Performance: Below average
Wind:
Course: This course begins with a hot, sunny segment, then apparently goes through a convection oven, past a space heater and eventually ends in cauldron of bubbling lava.
Road: Rough Dry Cadence:
Turns: Good Cornering: Good
Gear changes: Good Hills: Average
Race pace: Hard Drinks: Not enough
T2
Time: 01:57
Overall: Average
Riding w/ feet on shoes Good
Jumping off bike Average
Running with bike Average
Racking bike Good
Shoe and helmet removal Good
Running
01:11:09 | 06.21 miles | 11m 28s  min/mile
Age Group: 124/168
Overall: 0/
Performance: Bad
Course: Out over the dunes, turning left at mirage, past the dead cow skull, then concluding in the dried up lake bed with the dead alligator carcass.
Keeping cool Drinking
Post race
Weight change: %
Overall:
Mental exertion [1-5] 3
Physical exertion [1-5] 3
Good race? No
Evaluation
Course challenge Just right
Organized? Yes
Events on-time? Yes
Lots of volunteers? No
Plenty of drinks? Yes
Post race activities: Good
Race evaluation [1-5] 5