i may have to change my name to enron

There's nothing like going through nine years of file folders to bring me to my knees.  I'm a horrible procrastinator.  I'm shredding some seriously old crap from my cabinets.  I'm pretty sure some of this has made a couple of office moves without being touched. 

Tomorrow is my last day at this job.... where I've been a know-it-all top-dog for years, and going to a job where I'll be the newbie and the dumbest one in the room.  Why did I decide to change titles?