Subject: That's right, Alan Greenspan is a litterbugThe man clearly didn't care about our economy, now he doesn't care about keeping our city clean. I'm walking to work the other day, leaving Grand Central Station walking up Park Avenue btw 48th and 49th (right near the Audi showroom). I see this older man walking VERY slowly. He's doing something stange, like he's coughing up something or putting something in his mouth. He's about 10 fee in front of me, so my only thought is that I don't run into him as he's meandering on the sidewalk. Then, he tosses something out onto the street, looked like a wrapper or something. Whatever, you learn to not take too much interest in strangers in NYC.
So of course, I just stay in my zone and keep walking. But as I'm walking past him, I glance over and catch his profile and realize - HOLY CARP - That's Alan Greenspan. Yep. That's right. Alan Greenspan is a litterbug.
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