Thursday Funnies

on the bathroom wall at work:

Why they should teach Sex Ed in Catholic Schools:

A nun calls for an emergency meeting.  She gathers all the old nuns around.  Very silently and seriously, she says "Well, we have to do something.  We have discovered that we have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

An ederly nun in the back shot out "Well, it's about the time.  I was getting tired of that Chardonnay."

ding?