Friday Funny

Forum guidelines BT super discount
Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Friday Funny Rss Feed  
Moderators: k9car363, the bear, DerekL, alicefoeller Reply
2006-02-10 9:16 AM

User image

Elite
2673
20005001002525
Muskego, WI
Subject: Friday Funny

5 Rules to having a happy life for a man.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.


2006-02-10 9:17 AM
in reply to: #342968

User image

Queen BTich
12411
500050002000100100100100
,
Subject: RE: Friday Funny

One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to
Play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's
wife.

Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.When
he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs
wide open and no pant!es on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
ofwater. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the
Kitchen and said

"Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife
Said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So
Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay.

She said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work."
Mike
said
"I'll see you then."

The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"
Thinking
she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked
to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with
you."

New Thread
Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Friday Funny Rss Feed