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2013-01-22 3:00 PM

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Subject: The mower broke
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.."  The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


2013-01-22 3:19 PM
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Subject: RE: The mower broke
slap him and tell him to get back to work!!!!!
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