Why men shouldn't dress themselves....

LMAO!

You need to get runninwolf's help with the accessorizing 

My shoes. Today. At work. I'm interviewing two candidates and have a revenue meeting. Sweet.

One shoe migrated from the back of the closet to the front as forgotten shoes have a tendancy to do over time. With my parents squatting in my room, My sister squatting in Maddies Room and me on a sleeper couch, My sisters ex-boyfriend in the third room, things are a little hectic. I didn't have much light... Not only am I in miss-matched shoes, but one of them is scuffed, beat up and vaguely resembles a WWII destroyer....

Huh?...I didn't get the fashion gene...

Again, Huh? Am I missing something....why "obviously"...have you ever seen me dressed....wait that didn't come out right.

Yep. Left and a right. I think I'm gonna give about 20 pairs of shoes to good will today....

I don't know what's worse: 
A) I had to look 3 times before I realized that they weren't the same shoe type
or
b) I don't know how Lara is going to get out from under the not seeing runningwoof with clothes on comment.

You missed her comment about hating snotty b!tchiness?

good point!

What's the problem, they're both black!

No one would notice and if any of those job candidates looks at your shoes, don't hire them. You can't trust someone that looks at the ground when answering a question.

It just makes you seem more human, and not the superhero you are equated to in my mind. 

I've shown up at the Y, all ready to teach an aerobics class, in my fuzzy ghetto slippers.  Just slipped my mind to put on shoes before I left the house. 

The one on my left foot is not scuffed up!!!! c'mon!!

Yum.... I'm sure I have a cape somewhere....

I went to work one day a few years ago with one brown lace up shoe, and one Black slip on shoe.....figure that one out.

Thankfully I used to get to the office about 1:30 before anyone else arrived, so I could get to target and buy a new pair of shoes before anyone else knew anything....