President Pelosi

There's the old joke, Cheney was under anesthesia for a procedure to treat his angina. Colin Powell was explaining the procedure to W, when W replied, "that's ridiculous, men don't have anginas." Powell assured him that not only do men have angina, Dick had 'acute' angina. This information was too much for W too process and he immediately hit the floor and lost consciousness.

Cheney and Bush being unconscious, left Nans as our POTUS for 5 brief, but tense minutes. SAC was reportedly scrambled and preparing strikes against Texas until a staffer hit Bush with smelling salts...

Reminds me of a joke....

Guy loved to fish and every chance he got he went to a creek to go fishing. He ate fish almost every night. His wife was trying to get pregnant but could not so she went to the doctor to find out why she couldn't get pregnant. The doctor told her she had a deficiency in her birth canal and that if she had a baby it would be a miracle.

When her husband came home she hit him with a frying pan. She said, "I went to the doctor today....the doctor said something about da fish in the channel and that if I had a baby it would be a mackerel! You fish eatin' sonava beach!"